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prince3 Age: 33 5017 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3968 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain... don't think that you are a genius.......... i need a brain which is never used before Send Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:33:40 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3968 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Father: How did you fail the final exam? Son: Under water Aather: What do you mean? Son :All below 'C' level Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:35:44 PM

Age: 31

3968 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:37:42 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3968 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Government of Australia has introduced a new rule Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide you??? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:39:34 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3968 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro station" where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:41:02 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son - I want a baby brother . Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it . Son - why don't u give him a surprise? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:43:09 PM

Age: 29

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Close your eyes I have a gift for you

Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!!

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:44:11 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER" Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:45:21 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:46:26 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:47:27 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	aaj raat . . . 12 baje ke bad . . . ek bajega [hi hi hi] Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:49:45 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl on Valentine Day in Card Shop. Owner: yes madam Girl: 1 card jispar likha ho mai sirf tumse pyr karti hu, kya hai aapke paas? Owner: Ha he Girl: 12 Dedo S Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:50:45 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp … I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:52:27 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:54:10 PM

Age: 29

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Intelligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa oollu banaya unko

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:55:11 PM

Age: 29

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:56:16 PM

monika Age: 29 3966 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said, “We want 2 disturb some good person.” I suggest them your name. They said, “We cannot disturb our boss Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:58:16 PM