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prince3 Age: 33 5046 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A REAL RELATIONSHIP Has Fights, Trust, Faith, Tears, Pains, Arguments, Patience, Secrets, Jealousy And LOVE. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:04:49 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hope this auspicious occasion of Sankranti Connect you to some brightest moments Just as the Kites do the sky. May you reach new heights of happiness. Happy Makar Sankranti! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:05:55 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wishing you a very Happy Lohri and Makar Sakranti as well. May this harvest season bring you prosperity And help you to fly high like a kite Let us celebrate together Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:06:56 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Three Simple Rules in Life

1. If you do not GO
after what you want,
you'll never have it.

2. If you do not ASK,
the answer will
always be NO.

3. If you do not step
FORWARD, you
will ALWAYS be in
the same place.

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:07:58 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	May this Raksha Bandhan bring you everything you desire and everything you dream of. May success accompany you in every step that you take. Have A Blessed Raksha Bandhan Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:08:58 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:10:05 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Everyone wants HAPPINESS, no one want PAIN, But you can't make a RAINBOW, without a little rain. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:11:08 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders, May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life, and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for is rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:12:08 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A friend is sweet when it is new… it is sweeter when it is true…. but you know that….. it is the sweetest when it is you…” Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:13:11 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful” Send Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:14:39 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes: to look at you Hands: to pray for you Mind: to remember you Heart: to miss you and… Legs: to kick you if u ever forget m Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:15:43 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:17:02 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:18:07 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:19:59 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:21:42 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bander nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:23:42 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi bander nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:26:15 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:27:44 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:29:24 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3997 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 20 2014 03:31:44 PM

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