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Subject : INBOX (closed)
write the 7 sms of your mobile inbox !!!!!!

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Posted on July, 17 2011 04:36:19 AM


sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha

CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoon

MADAM : Tumhe padhana hi hoga.

CHANDU : Madam ABCD padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath GANDI BAT, GANDI -GANDI -GANDI BAT.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:23:05 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Padhai Jaye Bhad Mein
GIRL:- doctor sahab aap last time
abortion par blade andar hi bhul
gaye...
DOCTOR:- O I'M sory khuch hua to
nai???
GIRL:- mere 7 friends namard ho
gaye,12 gunge ho gaye, 9 ki ungliya
kat gayi.."


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:24:36 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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1 kunwari ladki ko bacha ho gaya..
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Uske baap ne puchha ye kiska bacha
he.. ???
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Ladki :
papa miss call to sabhi marte the..
Pata nahi kiska recieve ho gaya...

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:26:21 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ek Bhut Apni Maa Se : Maa Main Is
Duniya Ka Sabse Khatarnak Bhut Hun Na.....
Maa : Na Beta Na Apne Aap Par Itna
Ghamnd Na Kar Tune Abhi SMS Padhne Wale Ko Nhi Dekha...


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:27:21 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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BF Msgs His GF Saying:
Darling I Love U So Much ..
Will U Marry Me ?
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GF Msgs Back Saying:
Who's This ? I Lost All My
Contacts


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:28:24 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main
apko apna cell no: donge
Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chor donga,
numbr vmbr rehne do,Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena
Moral:"Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi
Shareef bana diya hai "THANKS TO MANMOHAN SINGH

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:29:44 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
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Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girlfriend:- Janu....Monday shopping
Tuesday hotel
Wednesday outing
Thursday dinner
Friday movie aur
Saturday picnic...Kitna Maja aayega na..??
Boyfriend:- Haaaaa..!
Aur Sunday ko mandir...!
Girlfriend:- Kyu..?
Boyfriend:- Bheek mangne...!!!!!


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:30:58 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge
kya?
Kapil Bola:
“Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi
karte!
Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO
mangega!!”
Salesman Fainted !!


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:32:05 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
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Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Toilet Or Cricket Me Kya Samanta Hai
Yaha Bhi Dhoni Hai Wahan Bhi Dhoni Hai .

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:33:06 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
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Phone Baja…
Husband: Agar Phone
mere liye ho to kehna
main ghar pe nahi hu.
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Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..
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Husband: Mene mana
kiya tha na, mana kar
dena..
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Wife: Phone aapka nahi
mera tha
Samajh me aa gya ho to
Like karo.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:34:13 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Pita - Beti tu mujhe batade k tere
pet me jo baccha he wo kiska he?
beti - Agar aapko 25 kele khilakar
puche k aapko sardi kis kele se hui to kya
aap Bata payenge...

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:35:17 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko
ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:36:22 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil
Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya,
Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala
"Bewakuf" Mil Gya.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:37:40 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil
Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya,
Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala
"Bewakuf" Mil Gya.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:38:41 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi.
Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai?
Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye
Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai.


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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:39:43 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3999 days old here
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Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ekbaar Bhagwan Ne Aadmi Ki
Memory Clear Kar Dali..
Aur Poocha,
Kuch Yaad Aa Raha Hai Kya?
Aadmi- Sirf Biwi Ka Naam.
Bhagwan Hasa Aur Bola.
Format Kiya Par Virus Nahi Gaya.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:40:46 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Meri sarkashi b thi munfarid, Meri aajzi be kamaal thi

Main ana-parast balaa ka tha, jo gira to apne hi paon mein

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:22:25 PM

sateesh


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Tera Humsafar Koi Aur Hai
Tera Raasta Koi Aur Hai
Kabi Khud Se Bhi To Sawal Kar
Tu Wohi Hai Ya Koi Aur Hai..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:38:27 PM

sateesh


Age: 35 Male
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Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage
Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi
Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka
Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:39:45 PM

sateesh


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Baaghon Baharon Me Tum Hi Acche Lage
Lekin Isme Mera Koi Kasoor Nahi
Kasoor Hai To Sirf Is Dil Ka
Jise Hazaron Me Tum Hi Sachche Lage..!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 09:40:50 PM