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reddotlinks Age: 39 4902 days old here Total Posts: 710 Points : 236 Location: faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : INBOX (closed) write the 7 sms of your mobile inbox !!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 17 2011 04:36:19 AM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek kanjoos haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha.... Wife: Kya ker rahe ho...?? Sindhi : Dettol ki sheeshi phoot gayi hai, aise hi thodi waste hone denge. La teri bhi ungli kaat du..!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:39:58 PM

karira

Age: 30

3965 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the:

Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.

Wife romantic andaaz me boli :
Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khayaal hai?

Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:40:59 PM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:42:08 PM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:43:12 PM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Apna Bachha Roye To Dil Mein Dard Hota Hai, Aur Dusre Ka Roye To Sir Mein. frown.png . . . .. . Par Apni Biwi Roye To Sir Mein Dard Hota Hai, Aur . . . . .Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Mein. Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Maaya Hai? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:44:25 PM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra…. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:45:31 PM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua? Sir: Media wali ladki ki wajah se Police: Wo kaise? uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS Maine daba dia!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:46:31 PM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek baar 2 Mouse Bike Par Ja Rahe The . Sher Ka baccha Mila. Usne kaha Muje B Bike Par Le Chalo. . . Chuho Ne Kuch Socha Fir Bola "Dekh Le ,Baad Me Teri Mummy Bolegi, Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:47:32 PM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife: Our New Neighbour, Always Kisses His Wife When He Goesto Work, Why Don't You Do That? Husband: How Can I? I Don't Even Know Her. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:48:36 PM

karira Age: 30 3965 days old here Total Posts: 383 Points : 379 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Koi Gham Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hai, . . . . . . (?.?) <) )> _/ /_ Zyada Mat Socho, Ye Sab Bakwas Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:49:37 PM

karira

Age: 30

3965 days old here
Total Posts: 383
Points : 379

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.

Y ?

Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:50:41 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya. Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya. Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 11:42:30 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sapne Saare Tod Kar Beithe Hai, Dil Ka Armaan Chod Kar Beithe Hai, Na Kijiye Humse Wafa Ki Baatein, Abhi abhi Dil Ke Tukde Jod Kar Beithe Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:13:04 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Peete To Sabhi Hain Apna Gum
Bhulane Ke Liye...
Humne Bhi Pee Uski Yaad Apne
Dil Se Mitane Ke Liye...
Peene Ke Baad Pata Chala Kambhakt
Sharab Me Wo Nasha Nahi Hai...
Ye Sharab Uss Shabab Ke Aage Kuch
Bhi Nahi Hai...
Socha Kisi Aur Haseena Se Dil Laga
Lenge... Kisi Aur Ki Chahat Ko Hum
Apna Bana Lenge... Par Kisi Aur
Haseena Se Bhi Hum Ye Dil Laga Na
Sake... Aur Din Raat Peekar Bhi
Hum Usse Bhula Na Sake...

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Posted on January, 16 2014 02:14:17 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mausam Ki Nazakat Hai, Hasraton Ne Pukara Hai. Kaise Kahe Ki Kitna Miss Karte Hai Aapko, Yeh Sms Usi Yaad Ka Ek Ishara Hai. . . Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:15:19 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mausam Ki Nazakat Hai, Hasraton Ne Pukara Hai. Kaise Kahe Ki Kitna Miss Karte Hai Aapko, Yeh Sms Usi Yaad Ka Ek Ishara Hai. . . Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:16:24 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ujad Jayega Sapno Ka Hasin Gulshan Mere Haathon Mein Agar Tera Haath Na Aaya Kabhi Manzil Na Mil Sakegi Mujhe Pyar Ki Jo Pyar Ki Raahon Par Tu Mere Saath Na Aaya... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:17:35 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kadmo Ki Duri Se Dilo Ke Fasle Nhi Badte, Dur Hone Se Ehsas Nhi Marte, Kuch Kadmo Ka Fasla Hi Sahi Hamare Beech, Lekin Aisa Koi Pal Nhi Jab Hum Apko Yad Nhi Krte..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:18:57 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Unhe Chahna Hamara Kamzori Hai... Unse Kah Na Pana Hamari Mazbori Hai.. Wo Kiyon Nahi Samjhte Hamari Khamoshi Ko.. Kiya Pyaar Ka Izhaar Kana Zaroori Hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:20:03 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil me hai ek Baat zuban pe laun kaise, Haal is Dil ka duniya ko bataun kaise, Wo kehta hai Gum hai to tu rota kyu nahi? Aansu sookh gye ankhon k ro ro kr, ye baat use samjhaun kaise..? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:21:06 PM

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