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Age: 39 Male
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Subject : INBOX (closed)
write the 7 sms of your mobile inbox !!!!!!

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Posted on July, 17 2011 04:36:19 AM


lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:11:55 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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2 Mohbat karne walon ny Khudkushi ka Irada kia
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10 Manzila Building sy Pahly Boy nyJump lagai
Girl ny apniAnkhain band kar leen
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Or
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Yeh kehty huay wapis jane lagi
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ki
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"Mohbat Andhi Hoti hy

"Boy ny Hawa me yeh sun kr apna 'Perashoot' khol dia Or kha"Pyar Kabi Mrta Nhi
"Lover's of 2014 AASHIQUI 3=
Sun Rahi Hai Na Tu?
Urr Raha Hun Main.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:14:10 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Wo kaunsi Situation Hai..Jisme Mard 15 Minute Me Thak Jata Hai....OrAurat Chahti Hai ki wo kartaRahe......?.........SHOPPING..ooOOMagar Apki soch ko salam...

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:15:11 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Ladka: I love youLadki: Sorry, Main kisi aur se pyar karti hoon…Ladka udas ho gayaFir achanak bhagne laga aur bola.......Teri mummy ko bataunga …..Ladki: Ruk ja kamine, Main to mazaak kar rahi thi… I love you too..

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:16:27 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Superb joke..Train me lutero ne ladki ke zewarloot liye.......Log bole- shukar karo ki izzat nahilooti...........Ladki chillai: Tumhari maa kiaankh!!.Izzat bech bech ke to zewar liyethe.jo smje wo thoko like baqi POGO

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:17:38 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Machhr aur makhi ki ho gai shadi ,ek raat me ho gai macchr ki brbadi,bechare macchr ki kismat khot thi,...sali makkhi allout laga kr soti thi

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:20:03 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girl :- Fuul Mangu Na Bahar Mangu
Boy :- Tera Kya Bharosa Kaal BMW
Mang Le
Girl Socked , Boy Rocked.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:21:46 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Mujhe To Khud Ki Value Tab Hi Pta
Chalti He,
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Jab Customer Care Wale Kehte He,
"Aap Ka Call Hmare Liye Important
Hai Kripiya Line Pr Bne Rahe" :P

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:23:02 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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1 Behra Scooter Khich Ke Le Jaa Raha Tha ,
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2nd Behra - Kyua Hua Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Kya?
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1st Behra - Nahi Yaar ,
Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya.
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2nd- Acha , Muje Laga
Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya.
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Heehehehehehehe

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:24:04 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole:
VAR MANGO VATS

Santa: Prabhu!!
Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu..
MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:25:05 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole:
VAR MANGO VATS

Santa: Prabhu!!
Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu..
MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:26:34 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Santa :- Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur
Abhi Tak Daadhi - Mooch Nahi Aayi
Banta :- Yaar Main Apni Ma Par Gaya Hu Na.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:27:41 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Teacher: baccho kabir, rahim, mira ka koi doha sunao..


Student- ganga ke ghat pe ghatna ghati gambhir,

rahim liye mira ki pappi or pakde Gaye kabir..

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:28:50 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Kya Aap Pareshan Hai ?
Dukhi Rehte Hai ?
Neend Nhi Aati ?
Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ?
To.
To.
To.
To.
To.
Samjo Lo Ki
Vitamin
"She"Ki Kami Hai...

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:30:16 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Kya Aap Pareshan Hai ?
Dukhi Rehte Hai ?
Neend Nhi Aati ?
Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ?
To.
To.
To.
To.
To.
Samjo Lo Ki
Vitamin
"She"Ki Kami Hai...

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:31:31 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”
Heart

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:32:44 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal
Rahe Ho.?
Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye!
Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki
Kya Zarurat Hai.?
Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:33:50 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear!
On Choosing One He Asks:
How Much For This?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear
Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:35:10 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone grin.png

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?
How Should Central Bank fight
these Inflationary Trends with Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
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Girl : Hmmmm….
Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:36:33 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai
Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai
Jiska naam india hai
baki to sab videsh hai.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:37:33 PM