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Age: 39 Male
4932 days old here
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faisalabad, Pakistan

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Subject : INBOX (closed)
write the 7 sms of your mobile inbox !!!!!!

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Posted on July, 17 2011 04:36:19 AM


jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Dil Se Tera Khayal Na Jaye To Kya Karu.
Tu Bata Teri Yaad Aaye To Mai Kya Karu.
Hasrat Hai Tujhe Ek Najar Dekh Lu.
Lekin Kismat Wo Pal Na Laye To Kya Karu.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:44:59 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Ae HAWA Unse Kehna Ki Hum KHUSH hai,
Bas Uski YAADEN Satati Hai..

Uski DOORI Ka Koi GUM Nahi Mujhe,

Bas Zara Si PALKEIN Bheeg Jaati hai.

?????????????

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:46:01 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Apni Yaadein Apni Baate Lekar Jana Bhul Gaye
Jane Wale Jaldi Mai Milkar Jana Bhul Gaye
Mur-Mur Kar Dekha Tha Jaate Raste Mai Usne
Jese Use Kuch Kehna Tha Jo Wo Kehna Bhul Gaye
Waqt-E-Rukhsat Poch Raha Tha Mere Aansu Apne Aanchal Se
Usko Gham Tha Itna K Wo Khud Rona Bhul Gaye !!!

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:47:16 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
2me chaha ,,,chaha k vi kuch na mila,,is tarah zindagi har mud pe uhi ji raha,,
najaane kunsi wo murad thi,,,najaane kunsi wo nasha tha,,

bas u is tarah aap hi me mar raha

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:48:18 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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thora sa tha chahat,,
bas 1 yehi choti si umid tha,,
aap se lad jakar k mila kya hume,,
thora sa tha jo mohabat ,,aaj wohi kahi ghumnaam h,,,

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:51:45 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Girl: Ur Name..??
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Boy: Black Lion..
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Girl: Are you joking..??
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Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
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Girl: soft Underwear..
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Boy: Are you joking..??
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Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:52:45 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
Ho.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:53:46 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Girlad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girlad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho..:-)

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:54:51 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Patient to
Doctor : Apne
nurse bauhat
aachhi rakhi hai,
uska hath lagte
he main theek ho geya..!!
Doctor : Janta
hoon, thhapad ki
awaaz mujhe bhi
sunai di thi..

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:55:51 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Full form of Girl
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G :Gappo mai sab se agey
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I : Innocent sirf shakal se
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R : Rone ki automatic
machine
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L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:57:16 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
1dost:Agr Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To
Sham Tak Me Apni Aadhi Zamee B Nahin Dekh Sakta

2ra dost:Hamare Pas B Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:58:20 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Ek newspaper me chhapa ki…
“50% ladkiya bewkoof hoti hai”
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Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya..
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Fir next day jab ye chapa k”50%
ladkiya bewkoof nahi hoti”
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Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui…:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 11:59:33 AM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
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1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…

Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:01:11 PM

shadabnaqvi2


Age: 31 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 1923
Points : 135

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Uthi Thi Wo Fajar Mai Mujhe ManGne KE Liye Khuda Se.

Pani Thnda Dekh Ke Phir So Gaye.

('.')>
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Kaash UsKi Ghar Grezer Hota.

#Fun

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:02:08 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity
hai ??.
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Answer:” both are Cool, Sweet..sab pasand
karte hai
aurMost important similarity; is,
dimag wali jagah
dhakkan hai..:P:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:02:14 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai….lolz

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:03:15 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Boyfriend Ek Aisi Cheez Hai…
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Jiss K Samne
Chipkali, Aur Cockroach Se
Darne Wali Ladki Bhi.
Sherni Ban K Ghumti Hai..:P

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:04:16 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
In 2020 girl:” Dekh yar kya item jaa raha
hai..Oye MurgeyTera mobile No.. Kya
hai.. ??
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Boy:”Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nai hai
kya.. ??
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Girl:”baap n bhai sab hai, partu nai hai na
chikne…

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:05:38 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Classic Insult!!
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Mere pass Facebook hai,
BBM Hai, Twitter hai,
WhatsApp hai
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tumhare pas kya hai..? .
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Smart ans: Mere paas
“Aur bhi kaam hain”.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:07:10 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3997 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
Boss-Ur Birthday.
Santa-22 April Sir.
Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
.

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Posted on January, 14 2014 12:08:16 PM