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Subject : INBOX (closed)
write the 7 sms of your mobile inbox !!!!!!

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Posted on July, 17 2011 04:36:19 AM


jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

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sukkur, Pakistan

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SAnTa k ghar
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shadi
k 20 saal baad bacha hua
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,Wo udaas ho gaya,.
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2nd sardar:
Yaar udaas kiu ho ?.
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1st Sardar:20 saal baad bacha hua
wo bhi
"CHOTA SA..

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:37:43 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

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Isi baat pe ek Sher Arz karta hu,
Arz kiya hai,
"Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,
Zara gaur farmaiyega,
Pitbull Pardesi babu ne is Priyanka ke desi dil ko maan liya hai,

Some songs give Cancer, ye mene 'Exotic' sunke jaan liya hai..!

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:39:12 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Q. Where do all the 'Shayars' invest their money?
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Ans. 'Sher' Market.

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:40:30 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

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Sirf chehre ki udaasi se bhar aaye aansoo,

dil ka aalam to abhi aap ne dekha hi nahi

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:41:38 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

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Ladki Ne Apne Boy-Frnd Ko Fone
Kiya To Us Ke 10 Saal Ke Bhatije Ne
Fone Uthaya.
Ladki: “Apne Uncle Ko Fon Do.”
Bacha: “Aap Ka Name?”
Ladki: “Apne Uncle Se Kaho Un Ki
Jaan-E Man Ka Fone Hai.”
Jawab Mein Bachhey Ne Jo Kaha
Use Sunn Kar Ladki Behosh Ho Gayi.
Bachhe Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha:
“Lekin Aunty Mobile Pe To “Bitch”
Likha Hua Hai“

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:45:01 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Duniya mein log ache aur bure nahi hote, sirf Samajhdar aur Chutiye hote hain !!

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:46:31 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
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Points : 408

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Dear all ..
Pari ,Angel , Princess , Queen , Nazuk gal ,
Howty girl , Etc. ,Etc
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Chalo Facebook Close Kro,
Dinner Ready Karne Ka Time Ho Gaya.


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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:48:06 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

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Bf : Pack Ur Bag SweetHeart, I've
Won
Rs10 crores In a Lottery :')
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Gf: Wow !!! Now London ya
Switzerland???
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Bf: Who Cares ???
U Just Pack Ur Bag & GET LOST..

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:49:59 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
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Alok Nath has Six packs..
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Of Agarbatti

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:51:47 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
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thanx To SMARTPHONES
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Jis Ne Aaj Ki ATTITUDE Waali GENERATION Ko...

Sir JHUKA Ke BAITHNA Aur CHALNA SIKHA Diya..!!!!!!

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:53:15 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
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Points : 408

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Boy:" Movie chalo..
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Girl:" Nahi.. Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge...
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Boy:" Nahi karunga...
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Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge...
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Boy:" Nahi pakdunga..
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Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge..
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Boy:" Nahi karunga..
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Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke ja raha hai dhakkan,
apni behen ke saath hi chale ja..!

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:54:28 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
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Points : 408

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Na, Tum Yaad Zara Bhi Nahin Aati Ho.. Zara Bhi Nahii.... < Saal Ka Pehla Jhoot Suno..xU xQ!! ??

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:55:45 PM

khuramms


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Nice one.. yar.....!

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:57:40 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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BIWI ko THAPPAR mar kar HUSBAND bola: AADMI usi ko marta haí jise wo PYAAR karta hai..

BIWI ne 4 THAPPAD

6 LAATEIN....

8 DANDE mar mar ke DHO DALA aur boli:

JAAAAAAAAANUUUU???

Aap kya SAMAJHTE hai me aapse PYAAR nahi karti?

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Posted on January, 13 2014 12:58:42 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Har Khushi Se Khubsurat Teri
Sham Karu,?
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Apna Payar Main Sirf Tere
Naam Karu,
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Mil Jaye Agar Dobara Ye
Zindagi,?
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Har Baar Main Ye Zindgi Tere
Naam Karu.....!!?

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Posted on January, 13 2014 01:00:00 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbt nhi

Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nhi

Woh yaadein kya jisme tum nhi

aur wo tum hi kya jiske sath hum
nhi

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Posted on January, 13 2014 01:01:03 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Tu Kal Ki Tarha Aaj Mere Saath Nahin Toh Kya Hua,,,

Mohabbat To Hum Teri Dooriyon Se Bhi Karte Hain

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Posted on January, 13 2014 01:02:16 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4
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Bande Hain Hum Sanskari
Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj
Nikle Charon Aur....
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Irade Hain Kanyadaani
Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon
Kanyadaan Karne
Aaj Chale Hain Hum..

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Posted on January, 13 2014 01:04:05 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking "Baby uth gaye...." meanwhile single's are still Busy in "saali Rjaayi me Hwaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai"!

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Posted on January, 13 2014 01:05:24 PM

jasmin


Age: 31 Female
3998 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp:

Available
Busy
At temple
At Kirtan
At Jagrata
Aashirwad about to die
In a marriage
Kanyadaaning
Samdhiji calls only

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Posted on January, 13 2014 01:07:08 PM