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Afzal Age: 32 5058 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Funny collage poetry Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi hai us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhi hai Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhi hai shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhi hai Kehtay hain rakhi hoi cheez buhat kaam ati hai is liye to main ne rakhi se laga rakhi hai Ab haqeqat to yeah batanay ke liye rakhi hai ke rakhi ne raaton ki neend urda rakhi hai Yeah kia main ne rakhi rakhi laga rakhi hai us rakhi ne to kisi aur se bhi bana rakhi hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2011 09:07:04 AM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Rabba dukh na dena mere dosto ko, chahe mujhe sukho ka pahad de de, ghoome mere dost nayi cyckel par, bhale mujhe purani bmw car de de. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:16:09 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi Apni Masti Main Jiya Kar, Ishk Bahut Buri Cheez Hain Na Kiya Kar, Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Carrier Per Diya Kar, ISHK Aur Apni GIRLFRIEND Mujh Pe Chhor Diya Kar. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:17:09 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	PAGAL hoto sms padte hi mis cal do. MAHA PAGAL hoto msg kro BEVKUF hoto cal kro TEENO hoto chup hi rhna. Ab Ayega Mza Dekhte h tum kya ho... reply must..@ Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:18:58 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Koi Jhuka K Maarta Hai Koi Khade-2 Maarta Hai Koi Dhire-2 Maarta Hai Koi Jaldi-2 Maarta Hai Koi Maarte-2 Thak Jata Hai Tab Jakar Hota Hai "Scooter Start" Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:20:59 PM

Age: 30

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G.k.class

Lady Teacher To Boy: 11 Fruits K Naam Batao?

Boy:
2 Aapke Aam
2 Pooja K Amrood
2 Shanti K Tarbuz
2 Neha K Santre
2 Pinki K Nimbu Aur
1 Mera Kela..!!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:22:01 PM

Age: 30

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MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha

CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoon

MADAM : Tumhe padhana hi hoga.

CHANDU : Madam ABCD padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath GANDI BAT, GANDI -GANDI -GANDI BAT.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:23:06 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Padhai Jaye Bhad Mein GIRL:- doctor sahab aap last time abortion par blade andar hi bhul gaye... DOCTOR:- O I'M sory khuch hua to nai??? GIRL:- mere 7 friends namard ho gaye,12 gunge ho gaye, 9 ki ungliya kat gayi.." Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:24:37 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 kunwari ladki ko bacha ho gaya.. . . . . . . Uske baap ne puchha ye kiska bacha he.. ??? . . . . . . . Ladki : papa miss call to sabhi marte the.. Pata nahi kiska recieve ho gaya... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:26:20 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Bhut Apni Maa Se : Maa Main Is Duniya Ka Sabse Khatarnak Bhut Hun Na..... Maa : Na Beta Na Apne Aap Par Itna Ghamnd Na Kar Tune Abhi SMS Padhne Wale Ko Nhi Dekha... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:27:22 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	BF Msgs His GF Saying: Darling I Love U So Much .. Will U Marry Me ? . . . . . . . . . GF Msgs Back Saying: Who's This ? I Lost All My Contacts Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:28:25 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl :ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no: donge Boy : Jahan chaho wahan chor donga, numbr vmbr rehne do,Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena Moral:"Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi Shareef bana diya hai "THANKS TO MANMOHAN SINGH Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:29:43 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girlfriend:- Janu....Monday shopping Tuesday hotel Wednesday outing Thursday dinner Friday movie aur Saturday picnic...Kitna Maja aayega na..?? Boyfriend:- Haaaaa..! Aur Sunday ko mandir...! Girlfriend:- Kyu..? Boyfriend:- Bheek mangne...!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:31:00 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Salesman: Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Kapil Bola: “Ji Nahin, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!” Salesman Fainted !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:32:06 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Toilet Or Cricket Me Kya Samanta Hai Yaha Bhi Dhoni Hai Wahan Bhi Dhoni Hai . Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:33:09 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Phone Baja… Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu. . . . Wife: Woh ghar pe hain.. . Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena.. . Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:34:12 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pita - Beti tu mujhe batade k tere pet me jo baccha he wo kiska he? beti - Agar aapko 25 kele khilakar puche k aapko sardi kis kele se hui to kya aap Bata payenge... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:35:13 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. .... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:36:23 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:37:39 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:38:42 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4033 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi. Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai? Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:39:44 PM