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Afzal Age: 32 5058 days old here Total Posts: 2745 Points : 9 Location: Mirpur khas, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Funny collage poetry Woh cheez jis ne collage main dhoom macha rakhi hai us shokh haseena ka naam Allah rakhi hai Main Allah rakha hoon, woh Allah rakhi hai shayad Allah ne mairay liye bana rakhi hai Kehtay hain rakhi hoi cheez buhat kaam ati hai is liye to main ne rakhi se laga rakhi hai Ab haqeqat to yeah batanay ke liye rakhi hai ke rakhi ne raaton ki neend urda rakhi hai Yeah kia main ne rakhi rakhi laga rakhi hai us rakhi ne to kisi aur se bhi bana rakhi hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2011 09:07:04 AM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son 2 dad: Car ki chabhi do college me function hai . . Dad: Car..?? . . Son : 10 Lakh ki car me jaunga to rob padega. . . . . Dad : Ye le 10 RS. 48 Lakh ki bus me ja zyada rob padega… !! Daddy rocks beta shockd Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:30:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Line marne k 3 tarike… . . . . . . . 1:- pen se . . . 2:- Marker se . . . 3:- Pencil se. . . . Sab ko apne jaisa Line marne wala mat samjho…:P Sach ma bahut sharif hun yaar . . Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:31:42 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me! . . Boy: Yes ? . . . Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai or ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them.. Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain? . . Boy (Very Happy): Ge Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ? . . … Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:33:09 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher- Murgiyon ki taange chhoti kyun hoti hai.?? . . . . . . . . . Student: agar murgiyon ki taange Lambi hotii toh Ande gir kar toot Jate.. =P Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:34:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pakistan mai Log sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain? . . Socho . . Thora aur socho..? . . Nahi pata? . . . . Fakeer0n se :P Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:36:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan p jata or kehta: GAJAR HY? Lohaar inkar kr deta Ek din Lohaar ko bht gussa aya or usne khargosh k dant tor diye or kaha k ab tu gajar kha k dikha Phir Phir kya? Agle din khargosh Aaya or bola: Gajar Ka Halwa hy? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:37:02 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pakistan is a place where; . Anyone driving faster than you is “sala ye paka marey ga” Anyone driving slower than you is “sala garden me chala rha hai” And anyone Driving Parallel to you is “apne baap se race lagaye ga tu” Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:49:23 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Hindu or Esai sehra may bhatak gaey Bhook or pyas se marne walay thay k unhay door 1Masjid nazar aai. Hindu bola: “Dekho wo Masjid hai, agar ham khud ko Musalman zahir karen to wahan se hamay khanay, peenay ko kuch mil skta hai Mai apna nam Ahmad btaunga” Mgr Esai ne khud ko … Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:50:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa banta jokes sms in hindi urdu. Banta: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein JaLti Hui Teeli Q Daali.? Santa: Ye Hum ko boLa “Kaam Karwana Hai To pehLe Humara “JaiB” Garam Karo” Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:51:56 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	U want n U get, That is luck, U want n U wait, That is time, U want but U compromise, That is life, And U want from deeply heart but U sacrifice, That's LOVE, Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:06:05 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kabhi to hoga use ahsaas ki... Kisi ne chaha tha use duniya chhor kr... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:08:05 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A good teacher is like a candle- It consumes Itself to light the way for others.... Some People think that "BLACK "colour as Bad. But They Forget 2 know about "Every Black-Board makes Bright Students, Future of the Nation. Happy Teachers day... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:09:31 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Raat ki Tanhiyon mein Ap ko Yaad karte hain Aap ka zikar chand sitron mein karte hain, Log hum se aksar yeh kehte hain , Hum khwabon mein bhi Aap ka Naam pukara karte hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:10:44 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye Mere Sms Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi Bandarya Aayege Mobile Uthayege Sms Padhega Aur Muskurayege Ab Forward Kar Ke Hoshiyari Dikhayege. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:12:06 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4067 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Khushi To Mili Hai Mujhe Bhi Sabhi Se;
Lekin 1 Pal Ke Liye,
Jindagi Ko Hamne Bhi Jiya Hai;
Lekin 1 Pal Ke Liye,
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Tarap Rahe Hain Ham Bhi;
Pal-Pal Ke Liye.

MiSs U Dhana...

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Posted on September, 14 2014 02:13:13 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	"ZINDAGI" Ek raat ki trah hai. Jis me na'jane kitne khawab hain, Is liye kabhi udas na h0na, Jo mil gaya wo APNA hai, Jo tot gaya wo SAPNA hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:14:37 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mere Rooth Jane Se Ab Unhe Koi Fark Nahi Padta Bechain Kar Deti Thi Kabi Jinko Khamosi Meri...! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:15:40 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	.-^-. @(.'_'.)@ () ,jj, () ( )( '/. )( ) [= = = = = =] Ye chote se Ganpati apke liye, jo apka hamesha khayal rakhenge ...happy ganesh chturthi Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:17:03 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pee Lenge Tumhara Har Ek Aansu; Kabhi Apni Mehfil Me Baitha Kar To Dekho; Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni Hi Girlfriend Ko; Kabhi Humse Mila Kar To Dekho! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:18:35 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4067 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

While preparing her resume a young girl wrote:
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......

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Posted on September, 14 2014 03:24:02 PM

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