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muhammadansar Age: 24 3753 days old here Total Posts: 97 Points : 164 Location: haveli lakha, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny sms (closed) Funny Sms (vegetarian) 1:Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don’t breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai! 2:Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey 3: Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? 4:Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. 5:Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke…. loan pass nahi hu Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2014 09:27:54 PM

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Reh Gayi Umeed To Barbaad Ho Jaon Ga Main..*

Jaaiye To Phr Mujhe Such Much Bhulaate Jaaiye...*

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Posted on September, 10 2014 09:32:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Qasam Khaa Chuka Hun Tujh Ko Na Chornay Ki AaaA Mehsoos Kab Se Ho Rahi Hai Teri Be-RuKhi MusaLsaL Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2014 09:34:30 PM

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Hamne to use kaali samajh

ke chor diya tha faraz

Hame kya pata tha ke faiza

beauty cream itne jaldy asar karegi :P

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Posted on September, 11 2014 09:54:48 PM

Age: 29

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It always seems impossible

until its done.

-Nelson Mandela

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Posted on September, 11 2014 09:57:10 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4211 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wah bhai wah ke funy sms share keya hai kuch had tak funy and kuch had tak true messages hem... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2014 11:19:12 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladka fail hua. Uskay abu ne kaha dekhu padon ki ladki nay kitnay marks liye hain. Ladka haan haan dekh dekh aur dekh , usee ki waja say thu Fail huwa hun Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:26:13 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	May pee kar nahee behektha usay dekh kay behektha hun Ab bata sharab haram hay ya wu. Amme: Sharab haram hay aur wu haramzaadi Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:28:10 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti.. Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai.. . . After 1hour, SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:29:21 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	most rommantic country of the world..? guess! O yes!!! pakistan u know why? har raat candle light dinner… =P Thanks to wapda for Load Shedding Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:30:28 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin. Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya.. Q? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q k santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:31:47 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha “Mujhe subah 4 baje Lahore utha dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega, Muje subah interview dena hai.” Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to Lahore nikal gaya tha…! Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki galiyan dene lga..! Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko … Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:33:07 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Girlfriend Calls her Boyfriend . . GF : Honey where are you ? . . BF : I’m at the bank. . . GF : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. . . BF : Sorry, I meant I … Continue reading » Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:34:19 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bolaa dukaan-daar: ke kyaa chahiye tumhain? Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge.. Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai?? Sala bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge? :P Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2014 03:35:59 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Loving someone doesn't mean You have to be with that someone, Because sometimes Fate plays a fool on us And we are not meant to be together. But still, there is love between us Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:06:13 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jisko galat tasweer dikhayi usko hi bas khush rakh paya...!!! Jiske samne aaina rkhaa Har shakhs wo mujhse ruth gayaa...!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 14 2014 02:08:09 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Palko Se Raste Ke Kate Hata Denge, Phool To Kya Hum Apna Dil Bicha Denge, Tutne Na Denge Is Dosti Ko Kabhi, Badle Me Hum Khud Ko Mita Denge. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 05:51:12 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi Milti Hai Himmat Walo Ko,, Khusi Milti Hai Takdir Walo Ko,, Pyar Milta Hai Dilwalo Ko Aur,, Aap Jaise Dost Milte Hai Naseeb Walo Ko.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 05:53:24 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kuch rishte "RAB" banata hai, Kuch rishte "LOG" banate hain, Par kuch log bina kisi rishte ke rishte nibhate hai Shayad wo hi "DOST" kehlate h Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 05:54:36 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Na Samundar Na Koi Kinara Milega Na Apno Ka Jab Koi Sahara Milega Dubte Waqt Zara Tum Ye Dekh Lena Us Waqt Bhi Tumhe Hath Humara milega Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 05:55:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Rab se sacha koi ho nehi sakta, Apse achha koi ho nehi sakta, Apki dosti hamare nasib me hai to humare Nasib se achha kisi aur ka nasib ho nehi sakta, Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2014 05:56:58 PM