muhammadansar
Age: 24
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Subject : funny sms (closed) Funny Sms (vegetarian) 1:Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don’t breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai! 2:Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey 3: Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab? 4:Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. 5:Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke…. loan pass nahi hu
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