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muhammadansar


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Subject : funny sms (closed)
Funny Sms (vegetarian)
1:Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
2:Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi
nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke
nahin badaltey
3: Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal
kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey
karta
hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
4:Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin… Maan banungi,
padhungi, shaadi karungi… aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial
order mein karna.
5:Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par
kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to
humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke….
loan pass nahi hu

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Posted on September, 10 2014 09:27:54 PM


rahulthebest36


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Lips" Bhindi Ki Tarah,
"Gaal" Tamatar Ki Tarah,
"Eyes" MatarKi Tarah,
Aur "Face" Gobhi Ki Tarah,
"G O D" EK Dost Diya
Woh Bhi Sabji Mandi Ki Tarah.

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Posted on September, 15 2014 05:58:09 PM

rahulthebest36


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Aapki Har Baat Me Ek Class Hai
Aap Hi Ki ~ D*O*S*T*I ~ Ki Talash Hai
Kabhi Mere No. Pe Ek Call To Kar Do
Suna Hai Aap Ki Awaz Bahut Jhakas Hai......

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Posted on September, 15 2014 05:59:54 PM

rahulthebest36


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Dosti to sirf ittefaq hai,
Yeh to dilon ki mulakaat hai,
Dosti nahin dekhti yeh din hai ke raat hai,
Isme to sirf wafadaari aur jazbaat hai

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Posted on September, 15 2014 06:01:01 PM

rahulthebest36


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Kab maine kaha ki chandi aur sona chahiye,
Bas aap ke dil mein ek chota sa kona chahiye,
Keh sake jise hum dil se apna,
Aisa bhi to koi dost hona chahiye

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Posted on September, 15 2014 06:02:10 PM

rahulthebest36


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Bheegi aankhon se muskurane mein maza aur hai
Hanste hanste palke bhigaane me mazaa aur hai
Baat kehke to koi bhi samajh leta hai Par
khamoshi koi samjhe to mazaa aur hai

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Posted on September, 15 2014 06:03:17 PM

rahulthebest36


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Agar hum yaad nahi karte to bhulte bhi nahi
hum hasate nahi to rulate bhi nahi
hum roj dost banate nahi par
jo bane hai unhe gavate bhi nahi

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Posted on September, 15 2014 06:04:32 PM

rahulthebest36


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A friend is like a “pitara” in which we can
store our “problem sara” . When the life
becomes “khatara” then friend is “great
sahara”Samjhe mere “yara”:

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Posted on September, 15 2014 06:05:47 PM

rahulthebest36


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Koi achi si saza do mujhe

Chalo aisa karo rula do mujhe.

Dil dukhya ho to moot aa jaye mujhe

Dil ki gahraiyo se ye dua do mujhe

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:27:45 PM

rahulthebest36


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Nikal Do Sene Se Kambakhat Hai Ye Dil

Mohabat, Mohabat, Mohabat Laga Rakhi Hai

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:30:19 PM

rahulthebest36


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Apnay hee thay jo ker gyay waar meray tann per

Ghairronn k baazuoon main kahan zorr qaatlana..

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:33:53 PM

rahulthebest36


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zindagi mli to kia mli.

ban ke bewafa mili.

itny mery gunah na they

jitni mjy saza mili

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:35:48 PM

rahulthebest36


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Main Kaisay Shikwa Karon WOH Nadan Hai Bohat

Udaas Kar K Mujhy Khud Bhi Pareshan Rahta hai

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:37:21 PM

rahulthebest36


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Usay to Kho diya hai, Ab najany kis ko khona hai

Lakeeron main Judai ki Aalamat ab bhi baki hai

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:38:48 PM

rahulthebest36


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Us Ne Mehsoos Bhi Na Honey Diya
Yun Kahani Ka Rukh Moor Diya
Milney Julney Main Ki Kami Pehley
Phir Rafta Rafta Hamein Hi Choor Dya

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:40:15 PM

rahulthebest36


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Aafatain Jaise Intizaar mein Thin
Tere Jatay Hi Sab ne Ghair Liya.

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:41:55 PM

rahulthebest36


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zindagi mili to kia mli.

ban ke bewafa mili.

itny mery gunah na they

jitni mujhay saza mili

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:42:59 PM

rahulthebest36


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Hum ne apni udaasi ka is terhan bharam rakha,
Rabtay kam ker diye aur Maghroor kehlanay lagey..

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:44:18 PM

rahulthebest36


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ulfat mein aksar aisa hota hai,
ankhein hasti hai aur dil rota hai,
mante hai hum jinhe manzil
apni humsafar unka koi aur hota hai.

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Posted on September, 16 2014 03:45:27 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Night Tips:

Raat ko sony se pehley 1 marchar ko zaroor maar deya karen ta ke…

Baqi machar uski akhri rasoomat k liye chalay jaen aur aap mazay ki neend so saken

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Posted on October, 12 2014 12:55:31 PM

Sabirshah


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Bhai ap k pas hain to ap send karo warna mere pas to koi funny msg nai hai warna me ap ko send kar deta

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Posted on October, 12 2014 07:20:02 PM