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mazharkhan Age: 28 4213 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Husband Wife (closed) Like mazharkhan like this.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:25:10 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law: "UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS" The smart father-in-law Replied: 1 year Warranty has been expired! So Manufacturer is not responsible. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:34:44 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti" Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:35:49 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Apple is now working to make an "i-wife" Slim design, beauty with brain and, most important, a mute button...! . . . . . . . Booking full till 2020 Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:36:56 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Woman Speaks 30,000 Words In A Day As per new research; A man speaks 25,000 words in a day and a woman speaks 30,000 The problem stars when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words and the wife starts her 30,000 Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:39:53 PM

Age: 31

3967 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

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. Never laugh at your wife's choices;
You are one of them...
2. Never be proud of your choices;
Your wife is one of them...

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Posted on January, 22 2014 11:41:47 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 tree can start a forest, 1 smile can start a friendship 1 touch can show love and care 1 person like you can make life worth living! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:45:04 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	When a man steals your wife There is no better revenge then To let him keep her. Like mazharkhan like this.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:46:56 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, Non-taxable, silent performance, Extremely personal, fully returnable It's a SMILE form me to you! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:48:30 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A man was asked to explain this saying: Sorrow is our constant companion, Happiness comes and goes. Man said: My Wife is always with me. Her friends comes and goes Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:50:31 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-Why will you die? Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:51:47 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	you know why women starts with 'W' .... Because all questions start with 'W'.. ! Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? And Finally Wife..!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:53:39 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	She is the apple of my eye The reason that I live She is all that I could wish for My heart to her I give. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:55:25 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband came home from office, Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed. He shoots his Friend. Wife says. If u behave like this, you will lose all of your friends Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:56:58 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife: kash tussi SMS hondy, Mein zindegi bhar kay liye save kar layndi, Husbnd: Kaash tussi ring tune hundy assi her haftay badal layndy.! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:57:58 PM

monika Age: 29 3965 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A man in Hell asked Devil" Can I make a call to my wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil: Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:59:11 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mai Aur Tum, Tum Aur Mai, Yani @Hum_Dono , Aaj Raat Ko, Ek Baje Ke Baad, Akele Me, Chupke Se, Bistar Pe Late Ke, Ek Dusre Ko, SMS Karenge.!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:28:58 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil Me Dua Hai Ankho Me Nasha He, Baato Me Maza Hai Chahat Me Adaa Hai Andaz Bhi Juda Hai Arre Yaar Isliye To Sab Humpe Fida Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:30:09 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Muskilo Me Bhi Sahare Mil Jate Hai. Tufano Ne Bhi Kinare Mil Jate Hai. Duniya Me Sab Se Payari Ciz Hai Zindgi. Kuch Log Zindgi Se Payare Mil Jate Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:31:28 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Uma Ki Raha Me Raste Badal Jate Hai, Waqt Ki Raha Me Insan Badal Jate Hai, Sochta Hu Tumhe Pareshan Na Karu, Lekin Baad Me Iirade Badal Jate. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:32:38 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3967 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dosti jab kisi se ke jaye dushmanon ke bhi raye li jaye maut ka zeher hai fizaon mein ab kahan ja ke sans li jaye bas isi soch mein hun duba hua ye nadi kaise par ke jaye mere mazi ke zakhm bharne lage aj phir koi bhool ke jaye botalen khol ke to pi barason aj dil khol ke bhi pi jaye Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:33:43 AM