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mazharkhan Age: 28 4212 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Husband Wife (closed) Like mazharkhan like this.
	Posted on January, 22 2014 11:25:10 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Apne Hathon Se Chiraghon Ko Bujane Lag Jaen Tum To Kehte Ho K Hum Tikane Lag Jaen Os Ko Sochein To Rag-E-Jan Se Bhi Nazdeek Hy Wo Aor Dhondein To Kae Zamane Lag Jaen Hum Iss Aas Pe Bethay Hyn Shikisht-E-Khayal Ain Mumkin Hy K Wo Ehd Nabhane Lag Jaen Mana K Zakhim Judai Ka Buhat Gehra Hay Aor Aisa Bhi Nahin Hy K Hum Dikhane Lag Jaen Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:35:03 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab Bhi Kisi Ko Kareeb Paya Hai Kasam Khuda Ki Wahin Dhokha Khaya Hai Kyon Dosh Dete Hein Hum Kanto Ko Zakham To Humne Phulo Se Paaya Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:36:05 AM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	kabhi frds ka sath chodunga nahii jab tak hai jaan jab tak hai jaan haroj sabko msg karta rahunga mein jab tak hai jaan jab tak hai jaan ae6e ae6e pic. upload karke khus rakhunga me jab tak hai jaan jab tak hai jaan jokes share kar k hasaunga sabko jab tak hai jaan jab tak hai jaan..... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 10:37:08 AM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
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Points : 408

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COLLEGE Me
school ko mis
kiya,

Bade ho kar
Bachpan ko miss kia

kaanto chua to PHULO ko miss kiya.

Khud ko tanha mehsus
kiya to apko SMS KIYA;
by-TEJAL

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Posted on January, 23 2014 10:39:02 AM

2waqar Age: 34 3991 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sach hai k mard jhotay daway bht krta hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 01:40:51 PM

2waqar Age: 34 3991 days old here Total Posts: 2325 Points : 35 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jasmin ap k messages boht achy hain lakin in ko ap message k topic ma paste Kia karein Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 01:44:46 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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Hum wo nahi jo dil tod denge

Thaam ker haath sath chod denge

Hum dosti karte hai pani or machli ki tarah

Juda karna chahe koi to hum dum tod denge

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Posted on January, 23 2014 02:35:43 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

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Tanha Rehta Hu To uski Yad Satati He

Dunia Ko Meri Berang Sa Kar Jati He

Kitna Ajeeb Ho Gaya Hu Mai

Aaina me Dekhta Hu or Nazar vo Aati He

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Posted on January, 23 2014 02:38:00 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Only for best friend: sanget sunane se aaram nhi milta, mandir me dhoondhne se bhagwan nhi milta, agar torch lekar b dhoondte na sare jahan me to b mugh jaisa kamina dost kahi na milta... azaad Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:45:37 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	sun le pakistan: dil me aag lagi h duniya me laga dunga,tune jo mere mulk ki taraf dekha to kashmir me to kya islamaba me b jhanda fahara dunga. jai hind Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:46:49 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	-)Life means. Pata hai? Kya hai? . . . . . . . 'Dekha kuch nahi hai' Lekin kuch, Dundh rahe the na... That is "LIFE": Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:47:54 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mai Aur Tum, Tum Aur Mai, Yani @Hum_Dono , Aaj Raat Ko, Ek Baje Ke Baad, Akele Me, Chupke Se, Bistar Pe Late Ke, Ek Dusre Ko, SMS Karenge.!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:48:56 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil Me Dua Hai Ankho Me Nasha He, Baato Me Maza Hai Chahat Me Adaa Hai Andaz Bhi Juda Hai Arre Yaar Isliye To Sab Humpe Fida Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:51:40 PM

jasmin Age: 31 3966 days old here Total Posts: 865 Points : 408 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zamane Ka Ye Dastur Kaisa, Pyar Ko Pana Ye Kasur Kaisa, Agar Mohabbat Gunah Hai Zamane Mein, To Fir Insano Ko Mohabat Sikhane Wala Wo Khuda Beksur Kaisa Hai! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 02:54:48 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
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Points : 408

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Do u know ?

Bharat ke kis state me Kela (Banana) sabse adhik hoti hai?

Ans : Maharastra.

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Posted on January, 23 2014 02:58:53 PM

jasmin

Age: 31

3966 days old here
Total Posts: 865
Points : 408

Location:
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CC Cricket World Cup winner :

1. 1975 West Indies.
2. 1979 West Indies.
3. 1983 India.
4. 1987 Australia.
5. 1992 Pakistan.
6. 1996 Srilanka.
7. 1999 Australia.
8. 2003 Australia.
9. 2007 Australia.
10. 2011 India.

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:00:10 PM

monika Age: 29 3964 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa 2 cigarette ek saath pee raha thaa. Patni: 2 cigarette kyon peete ho? Santa: Dost kee yaad aati hai na.. ek meri hoti hai aur ek mere dost ki. Kuchh dino baad Santa ek hi cigarette peene laga. Patni ne poochha: Dost ko bhool gaye kya? Santa: Nahi Pagli, maine cigarette peena chhod diya hai!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:05:12 PM

monika

Age: 29

3964 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
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Pati pepsi ko samne rakh ke udas baitha tha!

Patni aayi aur pepsi pi gayi aur boli aaj aap udaas kyon hai?

Pati- aaj to din hi kharab hai
Subah tumse jhagda ho gaya raste me car kharab ho gayi
office late puhncha
boss ne naukri se nikal diya..
ab suicide ke liye pepsi me zaher milaya tha..
wo bhi tum pi gayi

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:06:13 PM

monika Age: 29 3964 days old here Total Posts: 682 Points : 200 Location: sukkur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wife: Phone pe itni dhimi aawaz me kis se bat kar rahe ho?? Husband: Bahen hai..! Wife: To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye? Husb: Teri hai… isiliye. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 23 2014 03:07:51 PM

monika

Age: 29

3964 days old here
Total Posts: 682
Points : 200

Location:
sukkur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Biwi ek din office se thoda jaldi ghar pahuchi toh
chup-chaap bedroom ka darwaza khola toh….
dekha ke kambal mein 2 ke bajaye 4 taangein nazar aa rahi thi.

Usne ek cricket bat uthaya aur zor-zor se maarna shuru ho gayi.

Jab maar-maar ke thak gyi toh paani peene kitchen mein gayi…
aur dekha ki uska PATI bahar balcony mein bathe magazine padh raha hai.

Pati bola:
Tumhare Mummy-Papa aye hain aur maine unko bedroom mein sulaya hai.
Jaa ke mil lo..

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Posted on January, 23 2014 03:09:05 PM

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