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MrNumanM Age: 30 4267 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

rahulthebest36

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4033 days old here
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Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya.Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha,
“Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?”

Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”

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Posted on December, 09 2013 06:57:20 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	May Maa Durga empower you and your family with her nine swaroopa of name, fame, health, wealth, happiness, humanity, education, bhakti and shakti Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 09 2013 06:59:16 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jindgi me ab kisi ko itna nhi chahenge.... jitna usko chaha.... Wo to mera pahla pyar tha dosto... .ab to usi ki yaado me jindgi kaat jayenge.. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 09 2013 07:00:24 PM

rashidfarooqz

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5013 days old here
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Ladies driving

Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?

Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein laita hua tha.

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Posted on December, 09 2013 09:24:35 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawaon Mein, Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinarey Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha. ? ? ? ? Stupid! Hero Matt Bano Sweater Pahan Le. Thand Ho Rahi Hai. Happy Winter. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:08:28 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mere Lafzon Ki Pehchan Agar Woh Kar Leti. To Use Mujhse Nahi, Khud Se Mohabbat Ho Jati. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:09:33 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4033 days old here
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Points : 149

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Zindagi Se Aap Jo V Behtar Se Behtar Le Shako Lelo,

Qki,

Zindagi Jab Lena Shuru Karti Hai To Shanse V Nahi Chhodti....!

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Posted on December, 10 2013 07:10:54 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4033 days old here
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Don't trust too much,
Don't love too much,
Don't hope too much,

Because,

That too much
Can hurt you so much...!

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Posted on December, 10 2013 07:11:56 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kabhi Khushi Se Khushi Ki Taraf Nahi Dekha, Tumhare Baad Kisi Ki Taraf Nahi Dekha, Ye Sochkar Ki Tera Intejar Lazim Hai, Tamam Umra Ghadi Ki Taraf Nahi Dekha.....! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:12:56 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dosti ki raho mai kabhi akelapan na mile, aai dost zindagi mai tumhe kabhi gum na mile, dua karte hai hum khuda se, tuhme jo bhi dost mile hum se kam na mile.. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:14:05 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4033 days old here
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Points : 149

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Santa asks Banta: Tujhe ladki phasani aati hai?

Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..

Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..

Phir usay class mein uda..

Mam ke puchne par..

Ladki ka naam lagade..

Bas Phas Gai Ladki.

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Posted on December, 10 2013 07:15:07 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai? Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:16:29 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girlfriend ka Pyaasa Boy to Girl - Main aapse Friendship karna chahta hun. Girl - Meri Sagaai ho chuki hai Boy- Toh Behen banke Apni kisi dost se baat karwa de... Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:18:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Har tarah k shikve ko seh lete hai zindagi ko yuhi jee lete hai mila lete hai hath jinse dosti ka un hathon se fir zeher bhi pe lete hai Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:20:59 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mahobat dilko divana bana deti hai gardish me rahne wala sitara bana deti hai ye apni hud me rahe to thik nahi to kisi ko mumy kisi ko papa bana deti hai Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:22:44 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A girl can hug her best friend tightly and say: "I'm missing my boyfriend.." . . But... . . She cant hug her boyfriend and say :"I'm missing my best friend," because There is more "LOYALTY" in Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:26:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	boy was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks boy why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Boy : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler... Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:27:53 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Guys u know that girls always call there bf/hubby as Darling. Do u know y day say this. Coz in hindi it Pronounce like 'Dal Ling' Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:29:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Har rat ek naam yad aata hai Kabhi subah kabhi shyam yad aata hai Jab sochte hai karle dusri mahobbat Tab pahli mahobbat ka anjam yad aata hai Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:30:40 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bas yahi dua hai meri rab se.. Teri khushiya kbhi kam na ho.. Tere ashiyane mai koi gum na ho.. muskurata rhe tera chehra.. Chahe is muskurahat ko dkhne ke liye.. Zamane me hum na ho...!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 10 2013 07:31:42 PM

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