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MrNumanM Age: 30 4303 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

rahulthebest36

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Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

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Posted on December, 04 2013 03:15:13 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4069 days old here
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Rone se bhi ankhon ka gujara nahi hota,

Hum jise apna samajhte hain aksar wo hamara nahi hota,
Band ho jayen ye ankhen to shayad chain mile ruh ko,

Karib hokar jo dur ho jaye, vo Dil k itna kareeb dubara nahi hota..

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Posted on December, 04 2013 03:16:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pyar ke liye hamesha tarsi hu... socha kabhi to koi gale lagayega jab aaya koi zindagi mein ye na pata tha kya hoga..... hua ye ki har kisi ki tarah ........ wo bhi tarsa ke chala gaya.......... Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:18:01 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sweet insult!! Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha Apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya? Ladka : Ji bhabhiji. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:20:06 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4069 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
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Ek Raat, ek Chor, ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?

Sardar: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.

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Posted on December, 04 2013 03:21:18 PM

rahulthebest36

Age: 29

4069 days old here
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Points : 149

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Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyun Tension Me Ho?

Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery Ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,

Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

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Posted on December, 04 2013 03:22:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Beti Thi, Kabi 15 Minute Mein Muuh Ko Lagati, To Kabhi 20 Mint Mein, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola- Aise Peete Hai, Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:23:40 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil pyar me bekar bhi hota Hai, Dosti me intezar bhi hota hai, Hoti nahi pyar me dosti, Par dosti me shaamil pyar bhi hota hai… Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:24:44 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hum aise aashique hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge.. Agar wo aajayegi mere jindagi me, To Reliance ki kasam London me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:26:02 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai, Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti, Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai, Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti… Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:27:43 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai? Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:29:26 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jo hasaye hume wo dost, Jo rulaye hume wo pyaar, Jo jhuke wo dost hai, Jo jhukaye wo pyaar hai, Jo manaye hume wo dost, Jo sataye hume wo pyaar, Phir bhi dosti chod ke log kyu karte hai pyaar Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:31:41 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hum jab bhi aapki duniya se jaayenge Itni khushiyan or apnapan de jayenge Ki jab bhi yaad karoge iss pagal dost ko Hasti ankhon se bhi aansu nikal ayenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:32:59 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai, Na aansoo bhane ko ji chahta hai, Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai, Bas tere pass laut aane ko ji chahta hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:34:34 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bada afsos hua, Vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Bhagwaan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:36:36 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Koi Kehta Hai Dosti Nasha Ban Jaati Hai, Koi Kehta Hai Dosti Saja Ban Jaati Hai, Par Dosti Agar Sacchi Dil Se Karo To Dosti Jeene Ki Wajah Ban Jaati Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:38:19 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar to Pandit: Aapke sir pe Choti kyun Hai? Pandit: Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate Hai Sardar: Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga Hai Fir Bhi kuch nhi ata Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:40:12 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4069 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Every ONE wants happiness, No ONE needs pain, But its not possible to get a rainbow, Without a little rain. Have a Nice Day Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 03:42:05 PM

wajahat786 Age: 31 4274 days old here Total Posts: 2662 Points : 325 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah g wah kya baat hai boht zada achi poerty hai Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 05:03:39 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5049 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Walking alone is not very difficult, but it is hard when you are coming back alone after a long time of walking, talking and laughing with someone Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 04 2013 09:15:44 PM

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