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MuhammadYahya


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Subject : Free Mobile SMS Collection (closed)
Hazaron Free Mobile SMS's Kay Liye Abhee Visit Karain...
Mobile SMS Collection

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Posted on September, 09 2013 08:40:46 PM


rashidfarooqz


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1 Larka Namaz parh raha tha

To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi aur naik banda hai.

Larka Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:12:56 PM

2waqar


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Oh very good... Nice SMS..
Nice sharing

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:15:20 PM

karira


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WIFE
W:wonderful
I:item
F:for
E:entertainment

HUSBAND
H:handsome
U:useful
S:smart
B:but
A:at
N:night
D:dangerous


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:16:48 PM

karira


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Hello.
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Kya Awaaj Nahi Aa Rahi?? Ab
Ab
Ab
Ab Bhi Nahi??
Kaise Aaye Gi Pagal?
Ye Sms Hai Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:17:50 PM

karira


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No matter how 'Classy'
Bastard sounds...!!
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lekin Kisi ko KAMINA bolne
ka maza hi alag hota hai...

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:19:13 PM

2waqar


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Boht saron ne kafi achy achy SMS share kye hain

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:20:08 PM

karira


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On a call..
Girl: Kaun ho tum..?
Boy: Hasrat Teri.. Girl: Dekhte ho kya..?
Boy: Surat teri.. Girl: Karte ho kya..?
Boy: Pooja teri.. Girl: kafir ho kya..?
Boy: Soch hai teri.. Girl: Chahte ho kya..?
Boy: Mohobbat teri.. Girl: Pachtaoge..
Boy: Kismat meri.. Girl: Rakhi Sawant hoon me..
Boy: Oo teri.. Sorry aunty wrong number..
X_X=))


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:20:28 PM

karira


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Arz KiYa Hai
.
.
Khuda Bachaye Hame In
Hasino Se
... Wah wah....
. Khuda Bachaye Hame In
Hasino Se...
. Are Wah wah.... !
Lenkin Lekin ...In Hasino Ko Kaun
Bachayega Ham Jaise..
Kaminooo seyyy!!!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:21:28 PM

karira


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Ram:hame uski maa ki lene padegi.
Sham:kya yeh galat baat hai.
Ram:abhe akal ke andhe khabar woh beemar hai.
Gandhi soach se bahar niklo.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:22:30 PM

karira


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JACKSON
WILSON
MARKSON
ROBINSON
KENSON
ANDERSON
DAVIDSON
JAMISON
JOHNSON ??

So that "Mom can Remember WHO is WHOSE SON"

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:23:36 PM

lovelychandna


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Woh Jab Bhi Mujh Se MilTi Thi... Har Bar MasomiyaT Se
Mujh Se Pucha KarTi Thi..
K Tum Mere Hi Ho Na...??
Aur Main Har Bar Us Ke Chehre Ko Apne HaaThon
Se Chu Kar Qasam Khaya
KarTa Tha..
Par Kash... Maine Ek Bar Uss
Se Pocha Liya HoTa..
Ki Tum Bhi Meri Hi Ho
Na...


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:43:22 PM

lovelychandna


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Jab kuch sapne adhure
rah jate hai,
tab dil ke dard ansu
banker bah jate hai,
jo khte hai ki hm sirf
apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida
keh jate ha

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:44:25 PM

lovelychandna


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Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai,
tab dil ke dard ansu banker bah jate hai,
jo khte hai ki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai..


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:45:31 PM

lovelychandna


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Mere pyaar bhare dil ko toda hai.
kisi ne na chate hue naata toda hai
Na rasta hai na manzil hai koi
yeh kaha aake choda hai kisi ne


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:46:54 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Kadam Ruk Se Gaye Hain Phool Biktey Dekh Kar

Woh Aksar Kaha Krta Tha Muhabbat Phool Jaisi Hai

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:47:24 PM

lovelychandna


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Mere pyaar bhare dil ko toda hai.
kisi ne na chate hue naata toda hai
Na rasta hai na manzil hai koi
yeh kaha aake choda hai kisi ne

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:48:06 PM

lovelychandna


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Har Bichaadne Waale Ki Tarah
Usne Bhi Yahi Dua Di Mujhe..
Sada Khush Raho Muskurati Raho
Lekin
Wo Kya Jane..
Mohabbat Ke Jaal Me Fasne Waale
Muskura To Sakte Hain..
Par Khush Nahi Reh Sakte..!


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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:49:53 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Ye alag dukh hai k hain tere dukhon se azaad
Ye alag qaid hai hum kyon nahi zanjeer howe

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Posted on January, 21 2014 11:50:38 PM

0irha0


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Awarded Double Meaning Joke
Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla “…under tak jaayega?”
rikshawalla “bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh
khada kiya hai.”
lady “thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo….”

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Posted on January, 22 2014 11:14:57 AM

0irha0


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Blouse ke Do Button
Height of Double Meaning:
Ek baar Teacher k
Blouse k do Button khule
dekhkar Do ladke hasne
lage.
Teacher boli:
Hasna bandh karte ho,
Ya nikalu bahar Dono
ko.? :/

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Posted on January, 22 2014 11:18:27 AM