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MuhammadYahya Age: 32 4464 days old here Total Posts: 167 Points : 161 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Free Mobile SMS Collection (closed) Hazaron Free Mobile SMS's Kay Liye Abhee Visit Karain... Mobile SMS Collection Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2013 08:40:46 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girlfriend while drinking Whiskey asked her BF: Girlfriend: Tum kaun ho?? Boyfriend: Pagal ho gayi hai kya??! :O Apne Jaanu ko bhool gayi !!! :/ . . . . . Girlfriend: Nasha har gham bhula deta hai “Bhai Saaab..” :O Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:04:16 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladkiya 1 sandle ki jodi khrid k aayegi aur pure mohhalle me kehti firegi- Aaj mein Shopping kar ke aayi huin..! . . . . . . . . Aur ladke 5000 ki daru p kar aate hai- fir bhi chup hap so jate hai, kahi Bapu ko pata na chal jaye... # rex Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:05:35 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:06:44 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Murgi Ne BAAZ se shadi krli Murga:Hum mar gye the? jo baaz se shadi ki Murgi:Mai tumse hi shadi krna chahti thi pr Mom-dad chahte the ladka Air-Force mein ho. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:07:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ??????? . . Maa : OLX pe bech de Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:08:50 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy:" Movie chalo.. . Girl:" Nahi.. Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge... . Boy:" Nahi karunga... . . Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge... . Boy:" Nahi pakdunga.. . Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge.. . . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . . . Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke ja raha hai dhakkan, apni behen ke saath hi chale ja..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:10:15 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dhoom 3 fever : "Bandeh hai hum clg ke, Hum pe SYLLABUS ka zor ! JOURNALS aur ASSIGNMENTS, dikhe chaaro ore. Iraade hai faulaadi, Himmati har kadam.. Apni KTs clear karne, aaj chale hai hum." Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:11:26 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai- aur aadat ho jaati hai. . . (?.?) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kiye.. pr Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui.. thats called SELF CONTROL. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:12:32 PM

Age: 29

4063 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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Agar Indian husband Apni Wife ke liye car ka darwaza khole,
To ...Samajh jao ke..

Ya to Car nayi hai,
Ya Wife nayi hai,
Ya phir
Wife 'nahi' hai.:

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:13:34 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yaad rakho.. Jo achi hogi woh "Khushi" De gi Or Jo Buri hogi woh "Khushi Khushi" Degi Pogo ab Dvd main bhi Dastyaab hai .. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:15:03 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Rabba dukh na dena mere dosto ko, chahe mujhe sukho ka pahad de de, ghoome mere dost nayi cyckel par, bhale mujhe purani bmw car de de. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:16:08 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4063 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi Apni Masti Main Jiya Kar, Ishk Bahut Buri Cheez Hain Na Kiya Kar, Tu Apna Pura Dhyan Carrier Per Diya Kar, ISHK Aur Apni GIRLFRIEND Mujh Pe Chhor Diya Kar. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:17:11 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4029 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	PAGAL hoto sms padte hi mis cal do. MAHA PAGAL hoto msg kro BEVKUF hoto cal kro TEENO hoto chup hi rhna. Ab Ayega Mza Dekhte h tum kya ho... reply must..@ Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:18:56 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4029 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Koi Jhuka K Maarta Hai Koi Khade-2 Maarta Hai Koi Dhire-2 Maarta Hai Koi Jaldi-2 Maarta Hai Koi Maarte-2 Thak Jata Hai Tab Jakar Hota Hai "Scooter Start" Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:20:58 PM

Age: 30

4029 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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G.k.class

Lady Teacher To Boy: 11 Fruits K Naam Batao?

Boy:
2 Aapke Aam
2 Pooja K Amrood
2 Shanti K Tarbuz
2 Neha K Santre
2 Pinki K Nimbu Aur
1 Mera Kela..!!

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:21:59 PM

Age: 30

4029 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha

CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoon

MADAM : Tumhe padhana hi hoga.

CHANDU : Madam ABCD padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath GANDI BAT, GANDI -GANDI -GANDI BAT.

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Posted on January, 21 2014 05:23:03 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4029 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Padhai Jaye Bhad Mein GIRL:- doctor sahab aap last time abortion par blade andar hi bhul gaye... DOCTOR:- O I'M sory khuch hua to nai??? GIRL:- mere 7 friends namard ho gaye,12 gunge ho gaye, 9 ki ungliya kat gayi.." Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:24:35 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4029 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 kunwari ladki ko bacha ho gaya.. . . . . . . Uske baap ne puchha ye kiska bacha he.. ??? . . . . . . . Ladki : papa miss call to sabhi marte the.. Pata nahi kiska recieve ho gaya... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:26:19 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4029 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Bhut Apni Maa Se : Maa Main Is Duniya Ka Sabse Khatarnak Bhut Hun Na..... Maa : Na Beta Na Apne Aap Par Itna Ghamnd Na Kar Tune Abhi SMS Padhne Wale Ko Nhi Dekha... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:27:20 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4029 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	BF Msgs His GF Saying: Darling I Love U So Much .. Will U Marry Me ? . . . . . . . . . GF Msgs Back Saying: Who's This ? I Lost All My Contacts Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 21 2014 05:28:22 PM