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gulab50 Age: 33 4957 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke..... (closed) husband and wife donu hotel me gaye to 1 ladki ne hello kiya. wife: kaun thi ye? husband: tum plz dimag kharab mat karo abi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kn ho.. hahahahah Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2012 09:28:34 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhaha, thee he g Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2012 09:30:33 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4668 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	gulab Yar plz avoid the repeat topic. Joke name topic is already use. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2012 10:16:42 PM

gulab50 Age: 33 4957 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	tu kya huwa yr Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2012 01:46:28 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar ye kon dekhta he? bas dum dba k lagy huey hen hehheh Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 10 2012 03:02:28 AM

rashidfarooqz

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

SARDAR:- Beta, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Posted on September, 10 2012 11:24:27 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar ye kitny hi same topic chal rahy hen inka kuch kro yar Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 12:28:19 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar: i love u da ki matlb ay?

Girl. Main tm se payar krti hn.

Sardar: Aj kal di kuriyan ty bari besharam ne 1 gall da mtlb ki puchya free he ho gayi. :-P

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Posted on September, 11 2012 12:34:36 AM

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SHAGIRDeIQBAL said:
yar ye kitny hi same topic chal rahy hen inka kuch kro yar

Chalney do yar... FIFO method hai

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Posted on September, 11 2012 12:46:53 AM

rashidfarooqz

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khuramms said:
SHAGIRDeIQBAL said:
yar ye kitny hi same topic chal rahy hen inka kuch kro yar
Chalney do yar... FIFO method hai

Dear khuramm

ye FIFO method kia hotta hai???

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Posted on September, 11 2012 12:50:40 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hhahhahhaha ok g chlny do phir, lagy raho bas Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 05:44:14 AM

Shezi143 Age: 41 4701 days old here Total Posts: 1220 Points : 585 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	FIFO means pehly ao pehla jao..................... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 11 2012 12:54:38 PM

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khuramms said:
SHAGIRDeIQBAL said:
yar ye kitny hi same topic chal rahy hen inka kuch kro yar
Chalney do yar... FIFO method hai

Hahhaha khuram good one, better than joke...

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Posted on September, 11 2012 04:10:17 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai.
Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, “sardar ji kaise ho?“
Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya.

YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI…

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Posted on September, 11 2012 06:20:16 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardarji is buying a TV.

Shopkeeper: Do you want colour TVs?

Sardar: Why not ??????

Give me a red one,
please. . .

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Posted on September, 12 2012 10:09:28 PM

gulab50 Age: 33 4957 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	isko kya problem hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 12 2012 11:33:09 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	ary kuch ni lagy rho Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2012 05:59:01 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 13 2012 09:23:28 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa to Banta.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

Banta.: Goal kar ne k liye.

Santa: yaar, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge!

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Posted on September, 14 2012 05:51:20 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”

A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.

When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.

“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.

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Posted on September, 14 2012 09:20:35 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar idhr angrezi likhna mna he urdu likho ji., Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2012 06:40:19 AM

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