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gulab50 Age: 33 4957 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke..... (closed) husband and wife donu hotel me gaye to 1 ladki ne hello kiya. wife: kaun thi ye? husband: tum plz dimag kharab mat karo abi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kn ho.. hahahahah Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2012 09:28:34 PM

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Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.

Boy : Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.
Sardar : Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.

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Posted on September, 15 2012 11:24:34 AM

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One sardar says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Sales man: Plain main dikhaon?

Sardar: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

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Posted on September, 16 2012 10:34:08 AM

HotEngine Age: 33 4984 days old here Total Posts: 4418 Points : 475 Location: N O R T H, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice good jokes Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2012 02:18:11 PM

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Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.

Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha Tha.

Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai.

Doosara Sardar: “dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta.”

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Posted on September, 16 2012 02:42:50 PM

malikumairhere Age: 30 4491 days old here Total Posts: 246 Points : 144 Location: PESHAWAR, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tere Bina hum jeena bhool jaate hain… Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain.. Tu zindagi main sabse azeez hai humain.. Tujhse har bar yeh kehna bhool jaate hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2012 04:27:12 PM

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One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”

Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”

Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.

He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was much educated and answered “Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said, “Idiot, sab tere ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu yahaan aaram kar raha ho.”

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Posted on September, 16 2012 07:59:05 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar sardar bechary to khoob pitt rahy hen, hahahhahahhha, Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 17 2012 12:18:37 AM

gulab50 Age: 33 4957 days old here Total Posts: 2048 Points : 163 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	shagird kis na kaha hai ka yaha angrezi likna mana hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 17 2012 05:20:39 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.

He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Posted on September, 17 2012 08:16:47 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha... Admi:- Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??? Sardar:- Dekh Raha Hoon Key Yeh Leak Kahan Se Ker Raha Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 18 2012 11:09:30 PM

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a shit ?

Sardar : “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory…

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Posted on September, 20 2012 08:20:21 PM

Rohama Age: 30 4462 days old here Total Posts: 9029 Points : 340 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	lolxxxxxxxxxxx Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 01:37:21 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	ye har jga ghussi hui ho tum Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 07:13:44 AM

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Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:

Main Zinda Hoon.

Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!

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Posted on September, 21 2012 03:54:35 PM

Rohama Age: 30 4462 days old here Total Posts: 9029 Points : 340 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	haaaaaaan tou points bhi tou banany hai naa Ziaaa Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 06:06:36 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4466 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	mubarak ho 352 hogaey hen points, ab aik mobile lo aik sim bhi, balance to ab mil hi gya he Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 21 2012 06:12:50 PM

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“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”

Son asked:

‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?

Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

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Posted on September, 21 2012 06:16:41 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5014 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Aadmi train se utar k puchta he:Ye konsa station he? santa ne bahut socha Or bola meray khayal mein ye Railway-Station he. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 11:01:06 AM

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Mr. Aizaz Khan

Please do not repeat the topic

use this link for Jokes

http://www.pak101.com/c/forum/topic/3891/6/General_Talks/JOKE

Regards : Omer Hafeez ( www.pak101.com )

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Posted on September, 22 2012 01:14:43 PM

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