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aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SARDAR KAI BARE ME KUCH FARMAE SARDAR KAI BARE ME KUCH FARMAE Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 10:10:28 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
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Sardarni:

Kurri jawan hi gai A,

koi changa jeya munda
wekho 26 saal da howay.

“SARDAR”

Jay 26 saal da na milay
te

13,13 de 2 le aawan.,.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:17:19 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Points : 89

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Teacher: Your son is fail.See
his report

Eng-20
Math-15
Urdu-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
Total-98

Sardar:Total wich te kmal e kr dita
ae Es Subject di Techar kon c.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:18:12 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Sardar: Aj main apni class
di sab tu sohni kuri phasai
ae.

Friend:O kiwein?

Sarder:class Lagi c..
Mani kaghaz da jahaz
bana k uda dita

O teacher de nak te ja
wajeya.

Oney Ghusey wich pucheya
k ae kinnay keeta?

Main os kuri da naa laa dita

phas gayi vichaari…..

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:18:42 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Sardar Apne Dost Sy:
Yar, Mujhe Film Mein
Kaam Karney Ka Bara
Shoq Hy.

Dost: Tujhy Kis Tarah
Ka Roll Pasand Hy?

Sardar: Chicken Roll.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:19:13 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	sardar Chupke se dozkh se nikla or janat mein ghsu gaya Ferishte ne paker k khob maramat ki. Sardar utha or bola A Twadi Ena Harktan tu koi Janat wich ni anda Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:19:44 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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Sardar: Kal main bathroom
gaya te othay sap betha c

Sardarni: Hy o ruba! Fir tusi
ki kita?

Sardar: Kuj v nae main sap
nu kya
.
.
.
.
Tusi kr lo Meri te Nikal gae
Ay….

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:20:22 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:22:12 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:22:49 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	yeh naya injection —<‘_’_'_’_'_’]==() khaas unke liye jo SMS nhi krte, Iske lagte hi sari knjusi ke keere maar jayege. Jab asar krne lage to reply kr dena. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:23:23 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
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Teri meri
Meri teri
.

.
Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman

Mombati jala kr geo

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:24:16 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

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Karachi k Halaat To Ab Aise Ho
Gae Hen.

“DOST”

50 Rupe ki Goli
10 Rupe ki Bori
05 Rupe ki Dori

65 Rupe ma Banda
Pack

Yani
Pepsi
or
Banda
1 Hi Qeemt Me-”

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:24:55 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka Tukra Hy Or Chand Per Na LIGHT Hoti Hai Na PANI Na GAS Na HAWA So No Gila Shikwa Please Chand Meri Zameen Phool Mera WATAN. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:28:47 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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1947 Ki Azadi,
1958 Ka Marshal
Law,
1965 Ki Jang,
1971 K Bangladesh
Ki Judai,
1977 Ka Marshal
Law,
1999 K Hangami
Halaat,
2001 Ki Kargal War,
2005 K Zalzalay,
2010 K Silab,

Mehengayi, Bhook,
Pyas Khud Kush Aur
Drone Attacks Mein
Jo Log Ghalti Sy
Zinda Bach Gay Hain

Un Ko

G@@D Night

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:29:52 AM

shaukatkhanqta Age: 28 4712 days old here Total Posts: 1659 Points : 18 Location: quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	vvv. nice joke Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail" Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 12:07:18 PM

shaukatkhanqta Age: 28 4712 days old here Total Posts: 1659 Points : 18 Location: quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 12:08:01 PM

shaukatkhanqta Age: 28 4712 days old here Total Posts: 1659 Points : 18 Location: quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 12:08:50 PM

shaukatkhanqta

Age: 28

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Aik Sardar PCO shop per gaya,
Aur Operator ko 2 Zordaar thappar lagaye,

Guess why?

Bcoz

Shop par likha tha k number milanay se pehle 2 lagana mat bholen.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 12:09:26 PM

shaukatkhanqta

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Sardar: should I buy tickets to my children.

Conductor: yes only if they are above 8.

Sardar: Thank god I have only 6 children

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Posted on May, 31 2012 12:10:00 PM

shaukatkhanqta

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SARDAR’S BIRTHDAY..

Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday?

Sardar: 19th january.

Interviewer: which year?

Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 12:10:36 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5008 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	If there is post jokes with in Minute admin will be close this topic & you can't gain points Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 07:22:32 PM

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