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aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SARDAR KAI BARE ME KUCH FARMAE SARDAR KAI BARE ME KUCH FARMAE Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 29 2012 10:10:28 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho? Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye, Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:04:15 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:04:46 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Sardar Went to Microsoft
Office for interview.

Interviewer: Tell me any
4 Versions of java?

Sardar:Mar java,,Mit java,,
Lut Java,,Mai sadkay Java,,

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:05:17 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

When conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
And took the ticket and said April Fool.
I have pass.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:05:47 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

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MATHS Teacher to a brilliant sardar:
Aap 8 apples ko 6 logon mai barabar
kesy taqseem karei gy ?
?

?
?

Sardar:
juice bana kay. :’

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:06:19 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar:
naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar:
bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar:
abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:06:53 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	One day sardar was lying on beach. Then a european asked him, “are you RELAXING..?”. Then he said, “No i am GOPAL SINGH ! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:07:23 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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sardar ji agr apki
bivi ko jin chimat
jaye tu.
aap kia kro ge?”

Sardar:
“Mein ki krna ay,
ghalti jin di ay
apnye pugtey:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:08:55 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Pathan 2 Sardar.

Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai?

Sardar: Haan yaar..

Pathan: To Computer me se windows

nikal k darwaza lagwa le

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:09:39 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi
Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.

Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi
Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or
Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida
Hua!

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:10:10 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
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Sardarni: Doctor Mujhe Gas
Ki Problem Hai Per Achi Bat
Yay Hai K Meri Gas Mein Na
Boo Aati Hai Na Awaz.Ap K
Office Mein Bhi 20 Dafa Gas
Chor Chuki Hon Per Kisi Ko
Pata Nai Chala.

Doctor: Yah Dawa Lain Aur 1
Week Baad Aayein
1 Week Baad..!!!

Sardarni: Doctor Ap Ny Mujhe
Kia Dawa Dy Di Meri Gas Mein
Ab Bhi Awaz Nai Arahi Per Bohot
Zehrily Badboo Arahi Hai.

Doctor: Good…..Ab Ap Ki Naak
Thek Hai Ab Hum Ap K Kaan Ka
Ilaaj Karein Gay.
:-D

Main Bathroom Da Darwaja.,.,
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December 18th, 2011
Category: Sardar SMS

Chota Sardar:”Amma” Raat
Main Bathroom Da Darwaja
Kholiya Te Light Aapi Jal
Pae
,
,
,
,
,
,
AMMA,Way Haraam Diya, Tu
Fir Frej Wich Mutar Kr Ditta
A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,.,.,
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November 23rd, 2011
Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS

A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,

Sardar:Who r u?

Habshi: I am Jack(titanic’s hero)

Sardar got confusd, ran 2 anothr
sardar n askd: Titanic dubya c
k sarya c?
Ayk Sardar Ny Aag Bujany K Leay .,.,
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November 18th, 2011
Category: Sardar SMS

Ayk Sardar Ny Aag Bujany
K Leay Phoonk Mari To Us
Ka Padd Nikal Gaya.
Dobara Phoonk Mari To Phir
Sy Padd Nikal Gaya.
Sardar Ny Hips Ko Aag Ki
Tarf Kia Or Gusy Sy Bola,
“Le Tu Bujha Le”
Vaddi Aai 1122
Sardar apne tota SE :Mitthu.,.,
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October 22nd, 2011
Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar apne tota SE :Mitthu,
Jalebi khyega
TOTA : Bagairta Khud Kha le.
Phle Mirchi khila-khila k
Bawaaseer karwa di ab Sugar
bhi krwyega kya :-D
20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi.,.,
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October 17th, 2011
Category: Punjabi SMS, Sardar SMS

Sardarni: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi
Olad Ni Hoi.
.
.
2nd Sardarni:Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ?
1st: Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te
Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta
“Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya ;-)

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:10:59 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Chota Sardar:”Amma” Raat Main Bathroom Da Darwaja Kholiya Te Light Aapi Jal Pae , , , , , , AMMA,Way Haraam Diya, Tu Fir Frej Wich Mutar Kr Ditta Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:12:21 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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A Habshi goes 2 a sardar,

Sardar:Who r u?

Habshi: I am Jack(titanic’s hero)

Sardar got confusd, ran 2 anothr
sardar n askd: Titanic dubya c
k sarya c?

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:12:57 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar apne tota SE :Mitthu, Jalebi khyega TOTA : Bagairta Khud Kha le. Phle Mirchi khila-khila k Bawaaseer karwa di ab Sugar bhi krwyega kya :-D Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:13:27 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardarni: 20 Saal Tk Meri Koi Olad Ni Hoi. . . 2nd Sardarni:Te Fer Tu Ki Kita ? 1st: Fer Me 21 Saal Di Hoi Te Abbay Ne Mera VIYAH Kr Ditta “Fer Ja K Kaka Hoya ;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:13:58 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Sardar:
Is sheeshay ki kya guarante
hy?
Dukandar:
Esko 100 manzil se nichey
girao,99
manzil tk nhi tootey ga.

Sardar:
jee Oye!kar dy pack.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:14:32 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Sardar: Bachpan Vich Maa
Di Gal Suni Hondi Te Aj
A Din Na Vekhna Painda

Wakeel: Keya Kehti Thi
Teri Maa?

Sardar: Anni Dya Jadon
Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
Ki..

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:15:02 AM

aadreshk

Age: 29

4870 days old here
Total Posts: 475
Points : 89

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Sardar: Interview Deny Gaya.

Officer: Tumhari Taleem Kiya,

Sardar:

L.L.K.M.P

Officer: Yay Kon c Degree Hai,

Sardar: Lamk Lamk K Matric
Pass.

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Posted on May, 31 2012 10:15:32 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Rakshay Pe Ghar Aya. Sardar: Kitnay Paisay Rakshay Wala: 50 Rupay Sardar: Yay Lo 25 Rupay Rakshay Wala: Yay Keya Sardar: “Te Mama Tu Nai Naal Beh K Aya”. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:16:07 AM

aadreshk Age: 29 4870 days old here Total Posts: 475 Points : 89 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	GIRL: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho? SARDAR: Haan. GIRL: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi? . . . . SARDAR: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2012 10:16:47 AM

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