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prince3 Age: 32 4878 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3862 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subah Ka Mausam Jaise Jannat Ka Ehsas, Ankhon Me Nind Or Chai Ki Talas, Jagne Ki Majburi Thoda Or Sone Ki Aas, Par Apka Din Shub Ho Hamari Good Morning K Sath.. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:42:33 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	GOD in Dabanng Style: Shadi me hum tumhe "BIWI" Naam Ki Aisi Cheej Denge ki.. ZINDAGI Bhar CONFUZED Rahoge ki PUNISHMENT hai ya GIFT. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:43:33 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3862 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sapno ki duniya mei khote chale gye . Hosh mei the fir bhi madhosh hote chale gye . Jaaane kya baat thi us Ajnabi mein . Na chahte hue bhi uske hote chale gaye... Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:44:23 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher-What Do You Call A Person Who Keep On Talking When People Are No Longer Intrestd? Banta- A Teacher Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:45:21 PM

sanjaykumar

Age: 30

3862 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Teachers r Hot Water......!

Parents r Mineral Water......!

Enemies r Salt Water.........!

Lover is Ice Water................!

But.....,
Friends r BEER BOTTLE......!!!???

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:46:50 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy-meri gf banogi? Gal-Mere Parents Allow nahi karte. Boy-Haan Kamini jaise Mere Baap ne to mujhe "Akhill Bhartiya Ladki Patao Abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai. Boy Rocked......... Girl Shocked... Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:47:45 PM

sanjaykumar

Age: 30

3862 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
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By: JustinSolanki In: Jokes SMS
Purani Soch: Karo Ya Maro.
Nai Soch: Marne Se Phle Kuch Karo!
Ekdam Nai Soch: Jab Tak Kuch Kar
Nahi Lete Maro Mat!
Hamari Soch: Koi Bataega Sala
Karna Kya Hai?
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By: JustinSolanki In: Jokes SMS
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Maine Apke Pass Bhej Dia Hai
Thoda Sa Dra Dena Ye Khush Ho
Jayenge.

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:49:10 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	nevr change ur orignlty for d fake of othrs no one can play ur role bettr than u Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:50:13 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3862 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bewafa log barh rahy hain rafta rafta,,,,,,, , ik shehar inka bhi hona chahiye……….!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:51:32 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hum Karte Hain Tumse Pyar Tum Hi Se Pyar Karenge.. Aaj Ye Saari Dunia Ke Saamne Iqraar Karenge.. Kabi To Jhalak Do Hamari In Taraasti Nigaaho Ko.. Fir Sham O Saher Tumhara Hi Deedar Karenge..! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:52:33 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3862 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aaz Zindgi Se Jyada Mere Liye Maut Suhanni Hai. Iss Dard Bhari Zindgi Ki Bas Ek Hi Kahani Hai. Jab Bhi Chaha Usey Aansuo Ki Kimat Batana. To Usne Kaha Pagal Ye To Teri Aankho Ka Paani Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:53:14 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jabse Dil Par Tumhara Naam Aaya Hai.. Ek Suroor Sa Har Waqt Chaaya Hai.. Na Jaane Ye Pyar Ka Nasha Hai Ya Tumhare Deedar Ka Nasha Hai.. Har Jagah Hume Aapka Hi Chehra Nazar Aaya Hai..! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:54:06 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3862 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Cute way tø Express the løve.... "My life did not begin with you...! But I wish my life should end with u....! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:54:58 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Paakar Tumhe Sapne Sach Lagne Lage.. Ajnaabi Se Thay Jo Kabi Aaj Apne Lagne Lage.. Hota Nahi Yakeen Khud Ki Kismat Par.. Dharkano Me Bas Kar Wo Ab Hamari Jaan Lagne Lage..! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:56:06 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3862 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Arz kiya hai ..... ki Badalti Duniya Mein CHAIN Aur SUKOON Khone Laga Hai... Zara Dekho toh... Aadmi Bewakoof Aur Phone, Smart Hone Laga hai... Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:56:34 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	You May Be Out Of My NAZAR, But You Not Out Of My DIL... You May Be Out Of My Reach, But You Not Out Of My SOCH... I May Be KUCH BHI NAHI 2 You. But Uâ€™ll Always Be SAB KUCH 2 Me!! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:57:18 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3862 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan ka ladka "I am a complan Boy.." Pathan ka ladki "I am a complan Girl.." Pathan : Saala paida maine kiya aur Naam kisi aur ka. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:57:37 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab pyar kia to darna kya hai..! mohabbat ke samne yeh zamana kya hai..! zamane ke samne se lejaenge tumhe..! Ek baar jo mar gaya pyar main to phir maut se darnakya hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 08:58:48 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 28 3896 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Every n8 i go home crying bcoz i'll have 2 wait until 2morrow 2 c u again..... Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 15 2013 09:00:01 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 3862 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nurse to Engineer: Breathe deeply in and slowly exhale, do it 3 times. . Engineer: ok . Nurse: What do u feel now….?? . Engineer: Ur BODY SPRAYis simply awesome babe Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 16 2013 07:53:54 PM

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