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prince3


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Subject : SMS (closed)
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
...
3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM


sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Subah Ka Mausam Jaise Jannat Ka Ehsas,
Ankhon Me Nind Or Chai Ki Talas,
Jagne Ki Majburi Thoda Or Sone Ki Aas,
Par Apka Din Shub Ho Hamari Good Morning K Sath..

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:42:33 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
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GOD in Dabanng Style:
Shadi me hum tumhe "BIWI" Naam Ki
Aisi Cheej Denge ki..
ZINDAGI Bhar CONFUZED Rahoge ki
PUNISHMENT hai ya GIFT.

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:43:33 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
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Points : 78

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Sapno ki duniya mei khote
chale gye
.
Hosh mei the fir bhi madhosh
hote chale gye
.
Jaaane kya baat thi us Ajnabi mein
.
Na chahte hue bhi uske hote chale gaye...

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:44:23 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
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Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Teacher-What Do You Call A Person Who Keep On Talking When People Are No Longer Intrestd?
Banta- A Teacher

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:45:21 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Teachers r Hot Water......!

Parents r Mineral Water......!

Enemies r Salt Water.........!

Lover is Ice Water................!

But.....,
Friends r BEER BOTTLE......!!!???

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:46:50 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Boy-meri gf banogi?
Gal-Mere Parents Allow nahi karte.
Boy-Haan Kamini jaise Mere Baap ne
to mujhe "Akhill Bhartiya Ladki Patao
Abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha
Hai. Boy Rocked......... Girl Shocked...

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:47:45 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Nahi Lete Maro Mat!
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Karna Kya Hai?
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Dono Zid Kar Rahe The K
Bhoot Dekhna H.
Maine Apke Pass Bhej Dia Hai
Thoda Sa Dra Dena Ye Khush Ho
Jayenge.

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:49:10 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
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Points : 149

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nevr change ur orignlty for d fake of othrs
no one can play ur role bettr than u

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:50:13 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Bewafa log barh rahy hain rafta rafta,,,,,,,
,
ik shehar inka bhi hona chahiye……….!!!!!

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:51:32 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
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Points : 149

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Hum Karte Hain Tumse Pyar Tum Hi Se Pyar Karenge..
Aaj Ye Saari Dunia Ke Saamne Iqraar Karenge..
Kabi To Jhalak Do Hamari In Taraasti Nigaaho Ko..
Fir Sham O Saher Tumhara Hi Deedar Karenge..!

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:52:33 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Aaz Zindgi Se Jyada Mere Liye
Maut Suhanni Hai.
Iss Dard Bhari Zindgi Ki Bas Ek Hi
Kahani Hai.
Jab Bhi Chaha Usey Aansuo Ki
Kimat Batana. To Usne Kaha Pagal Ye To Teri
Aankho Ka Paani Hai.

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:53:14 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Jabse Dil Par Tumhara Naam Aaya Hai..
Ek Suroor Sa Har Waqt Chaaya Hai..
Na Jaane Ye Pyar Ka Nasha Hai
Ya
Tumhare Deedar Ka Nasha Hai..
Har Jagah Hume Aapka Hi Chehra Nazar Aaya Hai..!

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:54:06 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Cute way tø Express the løve....
"My life did not begin with you...!
But I wish my life should end with u....!

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:54:58 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Paakar Tumhe Sapne Sach Lagne Lage..
Ajnaabi Se Thay Jo Kabi Aaj Apne Lagne Lage..
Hota Nahi Yakeen Khud Ki Kismat Par..
Dharkano Me Bas Kar Wo Ab Hamari Jaan Lagne Lage..!

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:56:06 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Arz kiya hai .....
ki Badalti Duniya Mein CHAIN Aur SUKOON Khone Laga Hai...
Zara Dekho toh...
Aadmi Bewakoof Aur Phone, Smart Hone Laga hai...

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:56:34 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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You May Be Out Of My NAZAR,
But You Not Out Of My DIL...
You May Be Out Of My Reach,
But You Not Out Of My SOCH...
I May Be KUCH BHI NAHI 2 You.
But U’ll Always Be SAB KUCH 2 Me!!

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:57:18 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Pathan ka ladka "I am a complan
Boy.."
Pathan ka ladki "I am a complan
Girl.."
Pathan : Saala paida maine kiya
aur Naam kisi aur ka.

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:57:37 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
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Points : 149

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Jab pyar kia to darna kya hai..!
mohabbat ke samne yeh zamana kya hai..!
zamane ke samne se lejaenge tumhe..!
Ek baar jo mar gaya pyar main to phir maut se darnakya hai..

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Posted on December, 15 2013 08:58:48 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4034 days old here
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Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Every n8 i go home crying bcoz i'll have 2 wait until 2morrow 2 c u again.....

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Posted on December, 15 2013 09:00:01 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
4000 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Nurse to Engineer: Breathe deeply in
and slowly exhale, do it 3 times.
.
Engineer: ok
.
Nurse: What do u feel now….??
.
Engineer: Ur BODY SPRAYis simply
awesome babe

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Posted on December, 16 2013 07:53:54 PM