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prince3


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Subject : SMS (closed)
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
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3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM


rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?

Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?

Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha. :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:23:50 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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"Kaccha papad Pakka papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai.

Ab ye try karo..

ye line fast bolke dikhao tho maano

"A good cook could cook good"
Has kya rahey ho.good good cud cud

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:27:02 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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Super msg of the day ....

"If newly weds are called
"Love Birds".. :-) :-)

What do you call the couples married for years??.............>>

"Angry Birds"? -:P :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:28:11 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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pagal nishant In: Jokes SMS
Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone :-D

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?
How Should Central Bank fight
these Inflationary Trends with Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
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Girl : Hmmmm….
Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!! :-D :-D

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:29:32 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ?
Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye.
Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo !

later.

Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ?
Salesman : 650/- only.
Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:32:13 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .....
agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh

HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:33:44 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
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Zindagi Ek Chahat Ka Silsila Hai,
Koi Kisi Se Mil Jaata Hai To Koi Kisi Se Bichad Jaata Hai.
Jise Hum Maangte Hai Apni Dua Me,
Wo Kisi Ko Bina Maange Mil Jaata Hai.

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:36:05 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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Khatarnak solution ---

Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera
un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu....

Ab DIL tham lo .....

Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he
toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu
wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:37:18 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?

Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.=))

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:39:06 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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Husband: Agar operation ke dauran
mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....?

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:41:03 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Dil Se Dil Mile Didar Ho Jayega,

Nazar Se Nazar Mile Izhar Ho Jayega,

Na Karo Humse Friendship Ka Wada,

Is Masum Dil Se Tujhe Pyar Ho Jayega.

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:43:07 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Jab Pyar Se Pyar Tha To Tum Bahut Pasand Thi,
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Ab
Jab Pyar Hi Pasand Nhi To Tum Kaise Pasand Aaoge.

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:44:18 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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!! Kuchh mohabbat ka nasha tha hmko....
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Dil jo toota to nashe se mohabbat ho gayi.. !!

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:45:52 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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!! Shayad khushi ka daur aa jaye ek din...
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Gum bhi to mil gaye the tammana kiye bagair. !!

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:47:33 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Dard Pehchanta Hoon,
Dard Ki Zinda Misaal Hoon
Main, Ab Naa Dena Khushi
Yaarab, Aakhir Ek Insaan
Hoon Main..!

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:48:37 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

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hamare Jine Ka Ek Alag
Andaz He Ek Aankh Me Ansu
To Dusri Me Khwab H Tute
Hue Khwabo Pe Ashq Baha
Lete He Dusri Ankh Me Fir
Khwab Saja Lete He...

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:50:25 PM

macher


Age: 30 Male
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i don't care if you r BLACK,WHITE,SHORT,TALL,SKINNY,?RICH
or POOR . . .
if you RESPECT me
i'll RESPECT you.........

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Posted on November, 29 2013 03:07:19 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
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Points : 149

Location:
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Dil Se Dil Mile Didar Ho Jayega,

Nazar Se Nazar Mile Izhar Ho Jayega,

Na Karo Humse Friendship Ka Wada,

Is Masum Dil Se Tujhe Pyar Ho Jayega.

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Posted on November, 29 2013 09:23:17 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Hamare Jine Ka Ek Alag
Andaz He Ek Aankh Me Ansu
To Dusri Me Khwab H Tute
Hue Khwabo Pe Ashq Baha
Lete He Dusri Ankh Me Fir
Khwab Saja Lete He...

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Posted on November, 29 2013 09:24:30 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 29 Male
4024 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Parchhayi Meri Bhi Maine
Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai
Har Saans Meri Tere Naam
Kar Rakhi Hai Tere Inkaar
Ne Itna Paagal Bana Diya
Hai Duniya Ne Meri Zindagi
Badnaam Kar Rakhi Hai.

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Posted on November, 29 2013 09:26:18 PM