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prince3 Age: 33 5015 days old here Total Posts: 1841 Points : 255 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (closed) World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps* 1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired. 2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone. ... 3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-) Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM

rahulthebest36

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Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?

Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?

Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha. :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:23:50 PM

rahulthebest36

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"Kaccha papad Pakka papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai.

Ab ye try karo..

ye line fast bolke dikhao tho maano

"A good cook could cook good"
Has kya rahey ho.good good cud cud

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:27:02 PM

rahulthebest36

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Super msg of the day ....

"If newly weds are called
"Love Birds".. :-) :-)

What do you call the couples married for years??.............>>

"Angry Birds"? -:P :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:28:11 PM

rahulthebest36

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pagal nishant In: Jokes SMS
Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone :-D

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
.
.
.
Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
.
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?
How Should Central Bank fight
these Inflationary Trends with Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
.
Girl : Hmmmm….
Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!! :-D :-D

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:29:32 PM

rahulthebest36

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Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ?
Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye.
Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo !

later.

Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ?
Salesman : 650/- only.
Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:32:13 PM

rahulthebest36

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .....
agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh

HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:33:44 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi Ek Chahat Ka Silsila Hai, Koi Kisi Se Mil Jaata Hai To Koi Kisi Se Bichad Jaata Hai. Jise Hum Maangte Hai Apni Dua Me, Wo Kisi Ko Bina Maange Mil Jaata Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:36:05 PM

rahulthebest36

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Khatarnak solution ---

Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera
un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu....

Ab DIL tham lo .....

Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he
toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu
wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:37:18 PM

rahulthebest36

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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?

Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.=))

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:39:06 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena. Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho? Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....? Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:41:03 PM

rahulthebest36

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Dil Se Dil Mile Didar Ho Jayega,

Nazar Se Nazar Mile Izhar Ho Jayega,

Na Karo Humse Friendship Ka Wada,

Is Masum Dil Se Tujhe Pyar Ho Jayega.

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:43:07 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab Pyar Se Pyar Tha To Tum Bahut Pasand Thi, . . . . . . . . . . Ab Jab Pyar Hi Pasand Nhi To Tum Kaise Pasand Aaoge. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:44:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	!! Kuchh mohabbat ka nasha tha hmko.... ... ... Dil jo toota to nashe se mohabbat ho gayi.. !! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:45:52 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	!! Shayad khushi ka daur aa jaye ek din... ... ... Gum bhi to mil gaye the tammana kiye bagair. !! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:47:33 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dard Pehchanta Hoon, Dard Ki Zinda Misaal Hoon Main, Ab Naa Dena Khushi Yaarab, Aakhir Ek Insaan Hoon Main..! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:48:37 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	hamare Jine Ka Ek Alag Andaz He Ek Aankh Me Ansu To Dusri Me Khwab H Tute Hue Khwabo Pe Ashq Baha Lete He Dusri Ankh Me Fir Khwab Saja Lete He... Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:50:25 PM

macher Age: 30 4207 days old here Total Posts: 2408 Points : 14 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	i don't care if you r BLACK,WHITE,SHORT,TALL,SKINNY,?RICH or POOR . . . if you RESPECT me i'll RESPECT you......... Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 29 2013 03:07:19 PM

rahulthebest36

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Dil Se Dil Mile Didar Ho Jayega,

Nazar Se Nazar Mile Izhar Ho Jayega,

Na Karo Humse Friendship Ka Wada,

Is Masum Dil Se Tujhe Pyar Ho Jayega.

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Posted on November, 29 2013 09:23:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hamare Jine Ka Ek Alag Andaz He Ek Aankh Me Ansu To Dusri Me Khwab H Tute Hue Khwabo Pe Ashq Baha Lete He Dusri Ankh Me Fir Khwab Saja Lete He... Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 29 2013 09:24:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Parchhayi Meri Bhi Maine Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai Har Saans Meri Tere Naam Kar Rakhi Hai Tere Inkaar Ne Itna Paagal Bana Diya Hai Duniya Ne Meri Zindagi Badnaam Kar Rakhi Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 29 2013 09:26:18 PM

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