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prince3


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Subject : SMS (closed)
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
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3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM


malibhutta73


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buaht hi ache sms podt kiye hain apne, mujhe buaht hi passand aye hain.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 04:10:46 PM

rashidfarooqz


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kehty hain k Khbsurt Chezain Dekhne Se Insan Khud B Khbsurt Ho Jata Hai

ab pata ni
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Aap k pas
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meri tasvir hai k nahi




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Posted on September, 27 2013 06:08:56 PM

SyedZaigham


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Bohat roye kisi ki yaad ko seenay se laga kar

“FARAZ”

Ziker-e-KHUDA Kerte to aaj WALI hote....................

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Posted on September, 28 2013 12:24:05 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Nice Lines.
Zindagi Me Kuch Khona Pare To Ye Zarur Yad Rakhana,

Jo Khoya Hai Uska Gham Nahi
Lekin Jo Paya Hai Wo Kisi Se Kam Nahi


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Posted on September, 28 2013 12:33:09 PM

rashidfarooqz


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3 ibadaat ap ka muqadar bdal skti hein
1.Astaghfirullah Ki Kasrt
2. Kalma tayba ka wird
3. Durood pak ki kasrt


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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:16:54 PM

SyedZaigham


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Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..
Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
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Larka Ruka Or Bola:
serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga......................

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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:31:02 PM

rashidfarooqz


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SyedZaigham said:

Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..
Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
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Larka Ruka Or Bola:
serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga......................


Dear aapp ye joke 5, 7 topic par already post kar chukey hoo

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Posted on September, 29 2013 01:43:47 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Nafrat Ki Dhoop Me Barsat Se Pehle
Halaat Na Thay Aese Teri Mulaqat Se Pehle
Har Kisi Ko Hamdard Samajh Lete Thay
Hum Bhi Kitne Saada Thay Muhabbaton K Tajurbat Se Pehle

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Posted on October, 01 2013 10:12:01 PM

Tayyab96


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Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..
Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
.
.
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Larka Ruka Or Bola:
serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga......................




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Posted on October, 01 2013 11:20:28 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Nigah e qeher se daikha yahi ghanemat hai

Muje to app se umeed is qadar bhi na thi

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Posted on October, 02 2013 06:10:43 PM

khuramms


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Tayyab96 said:

Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..
Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
.
.
.
Larka Ruka Or Bola:
serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga......................


Tayyab bhi agey bhi to batao

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Posted on October, 02 2013 06:45:35 PM

rashidfarooqz


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This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms

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Posted on October, 02 2013 09:09:55 PM

hearthackervsgirls


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rashid bhai mujhe yakeen tha k ap is topic per bhi sms post karo ge,

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Posted on October, 03 2013 11:47:58 AM

SyedZaigham


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santa shopkeeper se

santa: muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

shopkeeper: Exide laga du ??
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Santa: ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hun to dono side laga k de

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Posted on October, 03 2013 04:25:27 PM

rashidfarooqz


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If u r not Happy with your Life then read these great lines

The life that u are Living now is still a Dream of Millions


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Posted on October, 03 2013 08:31:44 PM

rashidfarooqz


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Drop the idea of becoming someone
because you are already a masterpiece
You cannot be improved
You have only to come to it
to know it, to realize it

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Posted on October, 03 2013 09:22:25 PM

SyedZaigham


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HAQIQAT ke Roop Me Khuwab banta gaya

Jese Jese wo chehra Kitab Banta Gaya

Us Ne Kaha Pani Acha Lagta He

Phr Meri Aankh Ka Ashk Talab Banta Gaya

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Posted on October, 04 2013 06:09:24 PM

rashidfarooqz


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There is a saying
If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people

Seriously

I have no objection, you can walk with me



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Posted on October, 04 2013 08:40:41 PM

tariqjavaid


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: Uski
Aaghosh Main Mil Jaaye Panaah . . . ?
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Haaaye ___ Main Itna Khush Naseeb Kahaaan..?

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Posted on October, 04 2013 09:22:21 PM

tariqjavaid


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: QaDmon TaLay J0 REit Bichhi Thi W0h ChaL Parri..!
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Us NEy ChuraYa Haath To SEhra BaDal GEya..!

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Posted on October, 04 2013 09:23:29 PM