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prince3


Age: 32 Male
4879 days old here
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lahore, Pakistan

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Subject : SMS (closed)
World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.
...
3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

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Posted on February, 28 2011 02:40:49 PM


rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3897 days old here
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Points : 149

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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MaaLik:-Ramu, Ess SaaL Tum 4 Baar Apne Dada Ke Marne Ki 6utti Le Chuke Ho.
Ramu:-MaaLik, Ess Baar Meri Dadi Ki Shaadi Hai..;S

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:51:44 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3863 days old here
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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Unki khushi ke waste jina para mujhe,
me zindagi ke zehar ko peeta chala gaya.

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:51:55 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3897 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
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"Kya Aapko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiyo Ko Line Marni Hai,


"Donate yOur Eyes..
Ek Aa6e Message Ko
Kaise-Kaise Batana Pad Raha Hai..;S

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:53:04 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3863 days old here
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Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Ek mithayi ki dukan ke bord per likha
tha ki pure shaher ki sabse jayada savad
mithayi issi dukan per milti hai.
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.
Ek admi ne puchha kya saboot hai ki ye
mithayi sabse savad hai.
.
.
.
Mithayi vala - is per baithi lakho makhiya
is baat ka saboot hai.

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:53:13 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3897 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Teri Palkon Me Rehna He
Raat Bhar Ke Liye.

Janeman,

Mai To Ek Khwab Hun,
Subha Hote Hi Chala Jaunga.
Good Night..

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:54:41 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3863 days old here
Total Posts: 2251
Points : 78

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Smartness:
College ka first day,
Boy: whats your name?
Girl: Mujhe sab DIDI
kehte hai.
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.
Boy: what a coincidence
Mujhe sab JIJA Jee
kehte hai.. :O

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:54:47 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
3897 days old here
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Points : 149

Location:
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1 ldki road pe khadi thi,
1 ldka bike pe nikla

vapas ata h or usse puchta h
pehchana kya?

Girl-nhi

Boy-kya Yaar
Abhi to samne se gya tha.

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:55:54 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3863 days old here
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Points : 78

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Dil me chupa hai kuch dard,
ankho me hai aansu,
kismat me to kuch aur likha hai,
magar iss dhadkan me sirf tum....
only u....Ohh dear I cant live with out u..

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:55:59 PM

rahulthebest36


Age: 28 Male
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Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Breaking News:-
RajniCant Purchases Two Nano Cars For..
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.
..
Skating..;S ;

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:56:57 PM

sanjaykumar


Age: 30 Male
3863 days old here
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Points : 78

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shikarpur, Pakistan

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Wife: "Wo Samne Sharabi Dekh Rhe Ho?
Maine Use 10 SaaL PehLay Shadi Se Inkar Kiya Tha
Aur AajTak Wo Pita H"
Husbnd:
"Wah
ITNA LAMBA JASHAN

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Posted on January, 09 2014 07:57:08 PM

rashidfarooqz


Age: 52 Male
4877 days old here
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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Pakistan mein har saal sirf 2% log AAG se jalte hain

Baqi 98% to Meri personality
Se hi Jal jate hain

Lo ek aur jal giya

oh shit




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Posted on January, 09 2014 10:22:04 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Points : 16

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In the primitive societies
In the primitive societies,nobody had a WATCH and
everyone had TIME,Butin the present societies,
nobody has TIME,but everyone has a WATCH.

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Posted on January, 10 2014 11:20:41 AM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Points : 16

Location:
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If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence,
you shud probably water yours.
If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence,
you shud probably water yours.

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Posted on January, 10 2014 11:21:43 AM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Points : 16

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Shakespare Says : "When You’re Angry At Someone
Shakespare Says :
“When You’re Angry At Someone
&
Get Irritated Time To Time
But
U Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her
That’s A Relation …

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Posted on January, 10 2014 11:22:44 AM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4175 days old here
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Points : 16

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Do Or Die " Is An Old Concept..
” Do Or Die ” Is An Old Concept..
” Do It Before You Die “
Is A New Concept.!

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Posted on January, 10 2014 11:23:53 AM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Points : 16

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Don’t Compare yourself with any
Don’t Compare yourself with any one in this world. If
you do so, you are insulting yourself.

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Posted on January, 10 2014 11:25:10 AM

0irha0


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God gave you
God gave you..
Two Legs to Walk
Two Hands to Hold
Two Ears to Hear
Two Eyes to See
But why did he gave you only one Heart?
Because he gave the other one to someone for you to
find.

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Posted on January, 10 2014 12:51:15 PM

0irha0


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Don’t let someone become
Don’t let someone become a priority in your life,
when you are just an option in their life…
Relationships work best when they are balanced.

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Posted on January, 10 2014 12:52:25 PM

0irha0


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One Of The Best Quote
.. One Of The Best Quote ..
‘ There Are 2 Things
That Are Hard To Hit n
See …
That’s
A Spooky Ghost
And
Mohammad Ali … ‘
{ Mohammad Ali }
(The Boxer)

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Posted on January, 10 2014 12:53:41 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
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Hurt Leads To Bitterness
Hurt Leads To Bitterness
Bitterness To Anger
Travel Too Far That Road
&
The Way Is Lost …

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Posted on January, 10 2014 12:55:51 PM