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Ehsan Age: 33 4927 days old here Total Posts: 952 Points : 228 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : JOKE (closed) Boy : Tumhare ghar gaya tha , Mujhe Nai lagta hamari Shahdi ho pae gi : Girl : Kyun mere Papa se mile kya ? : ...Boy : nai tumhari Behan se mila tha : So Beautiful Yarr..!!! ahahahahaha. Like no likes.
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usman95 Age: 34 4078 days old here Total Posts: 2472 Points : 57 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	wah g wah kya kehny hain apky kamal hai g han g Like no likes.
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madihajamil

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Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?

Banta:
I Do Not Know
It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:42:29 PM

madihajamil

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Maalik Nokar Se: Is Mehngai K Dor Me Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker: Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:44:18 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar interview dene geya.
Q:ap kitne behan bhai hai ?
Sardar:Ham 9 behan bhai hai

Q:un men apka number konsa hai?
...
Sardar :telenor ka.

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:48:00 PM

madihajamil

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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:50:30 PM

madihajamil

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Posted on February, 04 2014 01:53:36 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee. sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:55:16 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai: Like khurrambaber like this.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:56:38 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!! Like khurrambaber like this.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 01:58:26 PM

madihajamil Age: 29 4006 days old here Total Posts: 950 Points : 82 Location: Sheikupora, Pakistan Status : Offline	Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 04 2014 02:00:18 PM

awmps

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Kindly Post Jokes in
http://pak101.com/c/jokes/submit

Thanks..!!

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Posted on February, 04 2014 02:16:22 PM

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