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LEOPARD Age: 40 5010 days old here Total Posts: 3628 Points : 35 Location: Bahawalpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : If you have two cows Socialism: If you have two cows, you have to give one to your neighbour. Communism: If you have two cows, govt takes both of them and gives you milk. Fascism: If you have two cows, govt takes both of them and sells you milk. Nazism: If you have two cows, govt takes both of them and shoots you. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one of them and purchase a Bull. Democracy: If you have two cows, both will go on strike. Pakistani Jamhuriyat: If you have two cows, the rulling party will steal one, put in a Swiss Account and blame the Taliban. The Media will speculate how you could afford two cows. Geo News will report that 100 cows and 200 horses went missing and will blame it on the agencies. Chief Justice will take Suo Moto in "National Interest". Molvis will issue a Fatwa that keeping two cows is against Islam. Govt will apply additional tax along with GST and Shahbaz Sharif will suspend the MS of nearest hospital. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 18 2011 02:38:47 PM

cute4cute Age: 37 5028 days old here Total Posts: 3565 Points : 242 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	itni lambi kahani...aap summery pais ker dain:P Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 18 2011 11:44:21 PM

LEOPARD Age: 40 5010 days old here Total Posts: 3628 Points : 35 Location: Bahawalpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bro taste change kurnay k liay kabi kahani bhe parh laynee chahiyay Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 19 2011 03:03:29 PM

cute4cute Age: 37 5028 days old here Total Posts: 3565 Points : 242 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Acha G leO sis aap he suna dain par kay aaj aap double trouble taste ker lain na ? Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 21 2011 12:07:46 AM

atif03 Age: 47 5007 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	hmm thats nice sharing , Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 21 2011 10:59:31 PM

reddotlinks Age: 39 4901 days old here Total Posts: 710 Points : 236 Location: faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	good butt ab is ko voice msg bana k send karo Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 22 2011 12:35:23 AM

Nilesh Age: 28 5005 days old here Total Posts: 2004 Points : 243 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice especially the last part Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 22 2011 09:21:26 AM

Age: 40

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cute4cute said:
Acha G leO sis aap he suna dain par kay aaj aap double trouble taste ker lain na ?

Na G main aisa nai kur sukti k apnay bhai k hisay ka taste khud lay loon

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Posted on August, 22 2011 10:29:30 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4277 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	yar main bhains rakh ln ga phr kia kro gy......hukmarano Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2013 09:00:17 PM

chinglish Age: 33 4388 days old here Total Posts: 338 Points : 296 Location: RWP, Pakistan Status : Offline	kon itni lambi story parhy is liye aap log short cut bataya karo Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 05 2013 11:34:48 PM