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03323943934 Age: 33 5274 days old here Total Posts: 17 Points : 8 Location: Shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Funny..... 3 Sardar picnic pr gye whan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghr bhool ae.. Decide kia k sb se chota Sardar ja kr pepsi le ae, Chota Sardar: Main is shrt pr jata hon k tum mere ane tak samosay nhi khao ge. Dono ne kaha k thek hai. 6 ghantay guzr ge Sardar nhi aya, pura din guzr gya, raat ho gai. Dono ne socha k ab samosay kha leny chahiye. Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota Sardar drkht k piche se nikal k bola: . . . . . Yar Aisa kro ge to main nhi jaon ga... Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 30 2011 11:31:34 PM

LEOPARD Age: 41 5392 days old here Total Posts: 3628 Points : 35 Location: Bahawalpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaaaaaa....so funny Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 31 2011 08:28:22 AM

ZaiN007 Age: 31 5407 days old here Total Posts: 5043 Points : 51 Location: sahiwal, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahaha.......very funny........ Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 31 2011 09:17:40 AM

abdullatif Age: 31 5361 days old here Total Posts: 2846 Points : 231 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahaahha... .really funny. awsome thumbs up Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 31 2011 11:40:13 AM

alimazhar001

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very nice joke..
Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

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Posted on July, 31 2011 12:36:58 PM

alimazhar001

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Posted on July, 31 2011 12:37:28 PM

alimazhar001

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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

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Posted on July, 31 2011 12:37:58 PM

abdullatif

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Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)

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Posted on July, 31 2011 12:39:36 PM

abdullatif

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Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly

board pe likha hy:

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

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Posted on July, 31 2011 12:40:06 PM

abdullatif

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Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;p

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Posted on July, 31 2011 12:40:38 PM

abdullatif Age: 31 5361 days old here Total Posts: 2846 Points : 231 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Queen Elizabeth & Pathan were havng candle light dinner. Queen says- Pass d wine u divine! "Pathan thinks-"how poetic"! Pathan says-"pass d roti u moti" Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 31 2011 12:41:08 PM

abdullatif Age: 31 5361 days old here Total Posts: 2846 Points : 231 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary. 1st pathan: Kya Goal mara. 2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 31 2011 12:42:14 PM

max78612 Age: 34 5362 days old here Total Posts: 683 Points : 239 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahahahahaha , all the jokes are very good and very funny , well its strange to see that sheikho bhai did not post any joke in here Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 31 2011 02:05:30 PM

Nilesh Age: 29 5387 days old here Total Posts: 2004 Points : 243 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water. sardar:1 frog. 2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus, sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 01 2011 09:56:38 AM

Nilesh Age: 29 5387 days old here Total Posts: 2004 Points : 243 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar orders pizza. Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 01 2011 09:58:42 AM

Nilesh Age: 29 5387 days old here Total Posts: 2004 Points : 243 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Sardar sharaab pee k aaya, Baap se bachne k liye bari c book lekar parhne laga. Baap:Pee k aaya hai ? Sardar:Nahi to. Baap:Haraamkhor to phir SUITCASE khol k kya bak bak kar raha hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 02 2011 08:53:02 AM

Nilesh Age: 29 5387 days old here Total Posts: 2004 Points : 243 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar g As A Director : U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ... Hero: I Don''t Knw Swiming Sardar g : Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 02 2011 08:54:15 AM