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reddotlinks Age: 39 4900 days old here Total Posts: 710 Points : 236 Location: faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : INBOX (closed) write the 7 sms of your mobile inbox !!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on July, 17 2011 04:36:19 AM

tariqjavaid

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4821 days old here
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Quetta, Pakistan

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"Ajeeb Paheliyan Hain Haath Ki Lakeeron Mein"...

"Safar Likha Hai Magar Hum Safar Nahi Likha.

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Posted on September, 26 2013 07:18:58 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan

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Bacha: Mom is shop sy patakhy leny hain

Mom: Lekin beta ye to COLLEGE hai

Bacha: Papa to keh rahe thy k sary shehar ki Phul-jharriya yahin hoti hain

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Posted on September, 26 2013 07:36:51 PM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4100 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	jo bol sakte ha wo rot bi sajte............................ Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 12:01:29 PM

malibhutta73 Age: 51 4121 days old here Total Posts: 4777 Points : 179 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai abhi tak apka inbox khali nahi hua kya??? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 02:15:33 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5012 days old here
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HAZRAT MUHAMMAD MUSTAFA {S.A.W.W} KA FARMAAN-E-PAK HAI.

MAFHOM-E-HADEES:

MERI Um’mat K Tamam Logo K GUNAH ALLAH BUKHSH De ga Siwaye Un K Jo GUNAH Kar K Logo Ko FAKHAR Se Bataye K Me Ne Ye GUNAH Kiya

(BUKHARI:1008)

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Posted on September, 27 2013 06:01:30 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4266 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

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Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

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FARAZ in Bakra Mandi:

Bakra Talaash Kar Kar K Thak Gaye Hain Faraz…

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Phir Kisi se Maloom Hua Ye to Gaaye Mandi hai. :-)

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:19:24 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4266 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladka ladki ko dekhne gaya . . . Ladke ne english me baat karne ki sochi Aur bola- English chalti hai na ? . . . Ladki sharmate hue- . . . . SODA saath ho to DESI bhi chalti hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:25:16 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4266 days old here
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Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

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Merey marney per bohat se logon k yeh alfaz hon ge..

faraz acha tha mar gaya aksar udas rahta tha.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:28:02 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4266 days old here
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When someone says bahut garmi hai yaar

hand them a packet of lays and say

Lo hawa kha lo

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:29:55 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4266 days old here
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Points : 202

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Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

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What is self insult ?????
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An angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai
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Pappu(sar jhuka ke): Nahi sir…
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Boss: Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot
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Meri taraf Dekho

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:31:50 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4266 days old here
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Wrong Number: Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?

Admi: Haan chal raha hay, Ap kon??

Caller: To phir pakar lo. Warna bhaag jayega. :P

Again call…

Caller: fridge hai??

Admi gusse sy: nhi hai

Caller: kaha tha na pakar lo varna bhaag jae ga

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:35:59 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4266 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu ki Maa: Pappu meri juti lab de Smart Pappu after 5 minutes.. Opened google.com and typed WWW.baibay di khabbay pair di juti.com Google replied: Banday da putar ban Ae google a Teri baibay da Verha nai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:37:30 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4266 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

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4 cheezain khatam hone per boht taklef dayti hain…! . .

1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar OR
4– ITWAR…

Itwar wala dukh ziada bara hai ;-) :-p:-D

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:38:44 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

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Jab QUAID E AZAM Ne Pakistan Azad Karwaya

To Madar E Millat FATIMA JINAH Ne Bohat Pyar Se Quaid Se Kaha BHAIYA…!

Ap To Hero Nikle AUTOGRAPH Dena

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:39:59 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

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when I was at School, someone stole my english rough copy.

Now the people call it,

OXFORD DICTIONARY Bchpan tu hi zaheen an bs kdi gharor ni kita

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:41:15 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

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A handsome dog said to a beautiful female dog on a candle light dinner,

near a romantic river side in open moon light.. . .

“BHOW BHOW BHOW BHOW”.

tou aur kya kutty ne ghazal kehni thi :-D :-P ;-)

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:42:18 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

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Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

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Police: Bibi aap bohat bahadur hain daku ko bohat maara aap ne.

Lady kanpty hue: Mujhe kya pata wo daku tha, mein to samjhi mera shohar dair se ghar aaya hai.

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:43:27 PM

MrNumanM Age: 30 4266 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Bazurg kisi abadi se guzar rahy thy unho ne dekha ke puri abadi main sirf 2 ghar aise hain jo chand ki tarha chamk rahe hain. Wo isi tajassus main dusre din b isi abadi se guzray aur wohi manzar dekha, unhon ne logon se pouchha ye kia raz hay. Logon ne unhen bataya ke ye ALLAH ke wo banday hain jinhon ne .. UPS…lagwa rakha hai.: subHan Allah…. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:49:03 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4266 days old here
Total Posts: 319
Points : 202

Location:
Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

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Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:50:03 PM

MrNumanM

Age: 30

4266 days old here
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Points : 202

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Kid:aunty ammi ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty.chini dety hue,”Acha aur kya kaha ammi ne?”

kid:agar wo kamini na de to uzma aunti se le aana:-D

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Posted on September, 27 2013 09:51:26 PM

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