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Subject : INBOX (closed)
write the 7 sms of your mobile inbox !!!!!!

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Posted on July, 17 2011 04:36:19 AM


jasmin


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Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you???


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:39:35 PM

monika


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Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes back we will talk over it .
Son - why don't u give him a surprise?


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:43:16 PM

monika


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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dea

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:44:33 PM

monika


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MBBS Final Exam:-

Question: Fill in the blanks.

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU_S_

Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:45:42 PM

monika


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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:46:49 PM

monika


Age: 30 Female
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:47:50 PM

monika


Age: 30 Female
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''Utha le re deva,utha le''....
'eeee''mere ko nai re baba'
'mere yaar ko utha re'....
eeesh..''duniya se nai re deva''...
''NIND'' se uthare
GOOD MORNING


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:48:58 PM

monika


Age: 30 Female
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twinkle twinkle lazy star ,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI,
then u call and say me HI....


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:50:13 PM

monika


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Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:51:37 PM

monika


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Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:52:38 PM

monika


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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:54:22 PM

monika


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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:55:26 PM

monika


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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:56:33 PM

monika


Age: 30 Female
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.


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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:57:51 PM

monika


Age: 30 Female
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss

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Posted on January, 20 2014 03:59:53 PM

monika


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has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi peha

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Posted on January, 20 2014 04:00:58 PM

monika


Age: 30 Female
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)


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Posted on January, 20 2014 04:02:35 PM

monika


Age: 30 Female
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eend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam


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Posted on January, 20 2014 04:06:27 PM

batool100


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MERA TO INBOX E KHALI HAI .. Hahahahaaaa

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Posted on January, 20 2014 04:06:29 PM

monika


Age: 30 Female
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

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Posted on January, 20 2014 04:08:05 PM