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LvGuru Age: 32 4949 days old here Total Posts: 289 Points : 174 Location: lhr, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Aj ka lateefa Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 30 2011 08:03:36 PM

Maliksheraz Age: 36 4380 days old here Total Posts: 1065 Points : 15 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees? Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do. Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya. Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;- Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 18 2013 12:58:59 AM

Maliksheraz

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1 BADSHA KO 1LARKI PASAND AAGAI
US LARKI KA BAAP SUNNAR THA
BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO DARBAR ME BULAYA ,,,,,,

4 DIN GUZARY K BAWAJUD BHI SUNNAR BADSHA KY DARBAR NA AYA TOU BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO GRIFTAR KARNY KY LEA SIPAAHI BHEJY

JUB WOH SUNNAR K GHAR PHONCHY TOU GHAR KO TALA LGA HUA THA

BADSHA NY SIPAHIYON KO HUKAM DIYA K SUNNAR KO DHOONDO ........
SIPAHIYON NY SUNNAR KO HAR JAGHA DONDHA LEKIN WO UNKO KAHEIN NA MILA AUR SIPHAYION KA SARA WAQT ASY BARBAD HUA JESY AP KA SMS KO PHRNY ME.......................................

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Posted on April, 18 2013 01:00:30 AM

Maliksheraz Age: 36 4380 days old here Total Posts: 1065 Points : 15 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education.. Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 18 2013 01:02:09 AM

Maliksheraz Age: 36 4380 days old here Total Posts: 1065 Points : 15 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left! Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 18 2013 01:03:32 AM

Maliksheraz Age: 36 4380 days old here Total Posts: 1065 Points : 15 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ? Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han Boy : Kitne Aye Han ? Girl: Sirf 90% Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye Pass ho Jande Ne :P Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 18 2013 01:06:28 AM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4283 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound, Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found, Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga, Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt +delete kar dunga, Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 18 2013 01:08:21 AM

Maliksheraz

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Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:11:01 AM

Maliksheraz

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?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.

Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.

Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?

Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:12:23 AM

Maliksheraz

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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?

Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:13:52 AM

Maliksheraz

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When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….

And I believe that love the one who loves you…

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:15:13 AM

Maliksheraz

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Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,

Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:

Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)

Teacher shocked… :

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:16:35 AM

Maliksheraz Age: 36 4380 days old here Total Posts: 1065 Points : 15 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko, Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko.. Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 20 2013 12:18:00 AM

Maliksheraz

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Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?

Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:19:59 AM

Maliksheraz Age: 36 4380 days old here Total Posts: 1065 Points : 15 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon, Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon. Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 20 2013 12:21:47 AM

Maliksheraz

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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:23:03 AM

Maliksheraz

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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:24:58 AM

Maliksheraz

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Does your feet never hurt ??

You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:26:14 AM

Maliksheraz

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Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

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Posted on April, 20 2013 12:27:41 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4456 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	acha bhai hamne to kab ki chorr di ab kia ho skta he? Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 20 2013 03:55:44 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4302 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	aj kal to bechare parhe likhe bhi nokri se mehroom hn Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 20 2013 04:05:15 PM

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