This interview is in no way related to CSS. It is just to show people the rise of mediocrity in Pakistan. Its going to be funny.

Q: Why was M.A. Jinnah Road in Karachi previously called Bunder Road?
Ans: Perhaps monkeys used to live on that road. (reply given by BPS-17 candidate)

Q: How many sisters did Jinnah had?
Ans: one (the answer given by most BPS-17 candidates).

Q: Who was Tipu Sultan?
Ans: He was SP, Dadu. (There was a SP in Dadu by this name)

Q: What were some salient causes of 1971 Pak-India War?
Ans: I don't know because I was born after 1971.

Q: Which was the first Mughal Emperor?
Ans: Some candidates replied Shah Jahan and others Aurangzeb (none replied Babar).

Q: Who was the first President of Pakistan?
Ans: Quaid-e-Azam.

Q: Where was Akbar born?
Ans: Delhi

Q: Who became the Governor General of Pakistan after Quaid-e-Azam?
Ans: Liaquat Ali Khan

Q: What is commonwealth?
Ans: Distributing the wealth among common men.

Q: Which city is called Manchester of Pakistan?
Ans: Karachi

Q: Which dynasty ruled Sindh when British conquered it?
Ans: Mughals.

Q: How many sajdas are there in Namaz-e-Janaza?
Ans: Three

Q: National flower of Pakistan?
Ans: Rose

Q: The first lady Governor of Sindh?
Ans: Ms. Benazir Bhutto

Q: Which two countries signed Tashkent Declaration?
Ans: Russia and America.

Q: Mangla Dam is built on which river?
Ans: River Indus

Q: Where is the site of Aab-i-Zam Zam?
Ans: Medina

Q: What is Ozone layer?
Ans: A philosopher

Q: Where is Jannut-ul-Baqi?
Ans: in Makkah

Q: Where is leaning tower of Pisa?
Ans: In Egypt

Q: Where is Masjid-i-Nabvi?
Ans: In Makkah

Q: Where is Khana Kaaba?
Ans: In Medina

Q: Where is Toor-e-Sina?
Ans: It is in Turkey

Q: At what age was the Holy Preophet (PBUH) given prophethood?
Ans: At the age of 23 years

Q: When was the present constitution of Pakistan promulgated?
Ans: 1946

Q: Whcih countries are Pakistan's neighbours?
Ans: Sri Lanka, Bangladesh and South Africa; in some cases Oman.

Q: Which is Pakistan's biggest bank?
Ans: World Bank

Q: What is Pakistan's annual budget?
Ans: Rs. 8 billion.

Q: Where is Rann of Kach?
Ans: In Punjab

Q: What is NAB and what are its functions?
Ans: National Accountability Bureau. An organization, which makes Pakistan's budget, carry out audit and accounting.