LEOPARD said:LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at front arrive last.
LAW OF TEA:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot tea, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the tea is cold.
nice laws thanks for sharing.
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