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farhanahmed


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Subject : What a Calculation man...!!!
little lengthy but Interesting......................


There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend the President Dr. Zail Singh

The Sardars decide to take a taxi.

The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.

The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs.
28/-."

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.


This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
____
7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
7
--
21
21
--
0
--

The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is writtern on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.

They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the President of the nation!

They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.

Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am
not
good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their heads
(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
--
28
--
i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28 so this checks out.

He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Banta Singh.

Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that
he
doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it via
mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That is
the
best technique for this, you see!"

While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as
shown:
13
x7
--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=28)
21
+ 7
--
28 This checks out as well.
--
Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem, President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."

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Posted on February, 18 2011 10:58:49 PM


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LOL!! wah jee kya calculation hai pooray nation ki!

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Posted on February, 18 2011 11:03:36 PM

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Such main Sardar Sardaar hain

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Posted on February, 18 2011 11:08:02 PM

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LOlz

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Posted on February, 18 2011 11:17:14 PM

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ya little lengthy hai?????????? o_O

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Posted on February, 19 2011 12:37:59 AM

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Lo Bhai Karlo Baat

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Posted on February, 19 2011 04:42:22 AM

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Konsi baat umair...???

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Posted on February, 19 2011 09:22:58 AM

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owaisahmed55 said:

ya little lengthy hai?????????? o_O


Yar 'little' likhna para, agar nahi likhta to koi perhta nahi.



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Posted on February, 19 2011 09:24:28 AM

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Yar isilye unki population b 1Billion cross kar gai hai, paida zayda hoty hain calculation main kam rah jatay hain lolzzzz

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Posted on February, 19 2011 10:44:50 AM

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Or sardr toh wese b mashoor hain apni akalmandion ki waja se...1 karnama samny aa gya lolzzzz

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Posted on February, 19 2011 10:45:50 AM

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wah g wah kia tariqa ha pure mahene ka hisab krne ka mjhe both acha laga ha

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Posted on April, 12 2013 07:26:31 AM

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hahhahaah kia calculation mari he yar
intelgnt idiots hahhaha

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Posted on April, 12 2013 04:29:39 PM

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wah kya calculation ki hai g

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Posted on April, 12 2013 05:27:18 PM

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ye sab joke ha haqeqat main koi essa nahi kerta sardar aor pathan aise hi badnam hain

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Posted on April, 12 2013 06:34:56 PM

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han han thek kaha ye sb haqeqat m nhe hota .

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Posted on April, 13 2013 02:29:29 PM

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nice one :P really

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Posted on April, 13 2013 04:42:53 PM

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nice one and Good 1. . . . . .

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Posted on April, 13 2013 04:45:50 PM

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