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zzubair94 Age: 37 5037 days old here Total Posts: 55 Points : 28 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : pathan joke pathan ne machis ki tilli jalai na jali doosri jalai na jali tesri jalai jall gai pathan ne pathan ne jaldi se bujha di or bola ye rakh layta ho kam ki hy ye. Like no likes.
	Posted on March, 16 2011 09:26:21 AM

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Pathan in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.
Pathan: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.

Pathan: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 09:59:42 PM

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Pathan Mobile Company Mai Job Lene Gaya:

Pehle He Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kar Bhaga Diya

Sawal Tha?

Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hai?

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Pathan: Cartoon Network. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:00:42 PM

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Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?

Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:02:59 PM

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Friend: Khan Sahab Set Naya Liya Hai?

Pathan: Mere Cousin Ka Hai.

Friend: Cousin ka Mobile Aapke Pas Kia Kar Raha Hai?

Pathan: Yaar Wo jab Bhi Milta Tha Kehta Tha,

Tu Mera Phone Kyon Nahi Uthata.

Main Utha Laya. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:04:08 PM

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*** Semi Final ***

Aus Won the Toss Choose to Bat First.

Aus. 153/7
Over. 20
Target. 154
Pak. 154/5
Over.19.2

Pak Wins by 5 Wickets.

Pak Qualified to Final.
16.5.2010.
Man of The Match is Muhammad Hafiz 76* and 2 Wickets Get.

Peshawar Main Match Pehle Dekh Liya Gaya Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:05:15 PM

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Aadmi Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Saktay Ho?

Pathan: Main Saanp Se Khail Sakta Hon.

Aadmi: Woh Kaise?

Pathan:

Hamaray Mobile Main Saanp Wala Game Jo Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:07:21 PM

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1st Pathan: Mai Kal Mushaery Mai Gaya
To Logo ne Mujhe Utha k Bahir Phenk Dia.

2nd: Wo Q?

1st: Shaer ka Nam Hayat Tha
Aur Mai Usy Daad Dy Raha Tha.
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:08:37 PM

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Ek Pathan Cycle Ka Break

Haath Me Lekar Naach Raha Tha ,

2nd Khan,"O Kocha Ye Kya Karta Hai..?"

Pathan...

'BREAK DANCE'. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:09:51 PM

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1 PATHAN Aankhe Band
Kr K Shishe K Samne Betha Tha

1 Aadmi Ne Pocha
KHAN Kya Kr Rahe Ho?

Pathan:
"Yara HAM Dekhna chah Rha He
K
Ham Sota Hua Kesa Lagta He.KAA

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:11:21 PM

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Pathan Ne Chalange Kya K

Woh Minar-e-Pakistan ko Apne Sir par Utha kar Peshawar Le ja Sakta Hai.

Hazaron log Ikathay ho Gaye...

Pathan: Bus Isey Utha Kar Mere Sir Par Rakho Tum. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:12:45 PM

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Pathan: Ye 'Aaho' Kon Log Kehte Hain?

Punjabi: Ye Jahil Log Kehte Hain.

Pathan: Tum to Parhe Likhe ho Na?

Punjabi: "Aaho" :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:14:10 PM

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Pathan ko Us K Baap Ne Shadi k Mau'qay par Gun di Aur kaha:

Agar Teri B.V Kanwari hui to Ek hawai Fire Kerna,
Na hui to Usay Goli Maar Dena.

Pathan nay Pehli Raat Hawai Fire Kya Aur...

Doosri Raat B.V ko Goli Maar di.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:15:16 PM

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Pathan BLOOD Ke Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife: Aaj Yeh Book Kyu Parh Rahe Ho Ji?

Pathan: Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Kal Mera BLOOD Test Hai Is Liye Test Ki Tayari Kar Raha Hoon.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:16:31 PM

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1st Pathan: Woh Ladki Kitni Sundar Hai!

2nd Pathan: Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai.
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1st Pathan: Kya Naam Hai Uska?

2nd Pathan: Woh Bank Mein Kaam Karti Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska Naam Likha Tha “CHAALOO KHAATA”.;-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:17:40 PM

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Ek Kutta Pathan k Peeche Lag Gaya...

Pathan Ghusse main Bolta Hua Bhag Raha Tha:

Agar Tere Baap ka Hukumat

Na Nota to Hum Tujhe Batata. :

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:18:53 PM

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Ek Pathan Apni Maa ki Kameez aur Baap ki Dhoti
Pehan k Bazaar Mai Ghoom Raha Tha:

Ek Aadmi ne Pucha ye Konsa Style Hai?

Pathan: Mummy Daddy....

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:20:05 PM

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Gul Khan ne Job k Liye Apply Kia.
Jawab Aaya to Khushi mein 1 Grand Garty Ker Daali.
Dost ne Fermaish ki k Appointment Letter Dikhao.

Gul: Ye English main hy mein Tarjma Karta hon.

"Dear Gul Khan You Do not meet"

Pyarey Gul khan Aap to Miltey Hei Nai.

"our requirements"

Hamari Zarorat Ho Aap.

"no further Correspondence."

Aur Zid na Karen, Jaldi Aa Jaen.

"will be Entertained"

Aapki Buhat Khidmat ki Jaye Gi.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:22:09 PM

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Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:23:20 PM

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Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
5 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:25:00 PM

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1 Pathan k Ghar Mai Billi Rehti thi,
Woh Billi se Tang Aa kar Usay kahi Chhor Aaya.
Ghar Aaya to Bili Us Se Pehly Ponch Chuki Thi.

Pathan Bili ko Dobara Kahen Door Chor k Aaya,
Billi Phir Us Se Pehly Ghar Pohnch Gai.

Pathan ko Bohat Ghussa Aaya Is Baar Wo Billi ko Bohat hi Ziyada Door Chorny Gaya.
Wahan Se Usny Wife ko Phone Kya.

Pathan: Billi Ghar Pohanch Gai Ya Nahi?

Wife: Han Pohnch Gai Hai.

Pathan: Us Kamini Se Bol k Mujy Aaker Le Jaye,
Main Rasta Bhol Gaya Hon. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:26:00 PM

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