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MrNumanM Age: 30 4305 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4042 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hum Mohabbat Ki Numaayish Nahi Karte.. Lafzo Ki Bhi Farmaayish Nahi Karte Jise Chahte Hain Dilse Chahte Hain Badle Me Chahne Ki Khwaayish Nahi Karte Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 07:03:08 PM

jiyakumari

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Ek ladka apni Gf ko phone karta hai.. .
aur uski gf ka dad utha lete hai. . .

dad : hello,kaun bol raha hai ? .

Ladka : hello sir, mai amitabh bacchan bol raha hu.. kaun banega crorepati se aapki beti ki friend is waqt hot seat par hai and ek sawal ke uttar me apki beti ki help chahti hai. . .

dad : Bahot excited hokar phone beti ko dete hai. . .

Ladka : to ques. ye hai ki aaj sham aap kaha milogi ?
option A- beach

option B- garden

option C- disco

option D- rest. me . .

beti : Option A. . .

aur dad ab tak fule nai sama rahe the.

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Posted on December, 18 2013 07:05:19 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4042 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	?? - ?? ??? ?? ????? ?? ?????, ? ?? ??? ?????? ?? ?????!?? ???? ?? ??????????? Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 07:06:25 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4042 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Day By Day Teri Khusiyan Ho Jaye Double Teri Zindagi Se Delete Ho Jaye Sare Trouble Khuda Rakkhe Hamesha Tujhe Smart & Fit Tere Liye New Year Ho Super-Duper Hit Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 07:07:52 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4042 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Unse Bhi Ishq Hai Aur Maut Se Bhi Pyar Hai... Un Par Bhi Yakeen Hai, Aur Maut Par Bhi Aitbaar Hai... Dekhte Hain Pehle Kaun Aata Hai... Humen To Dono Ka Intzaar Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 07:08:56 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4042 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kisi Ki Chahat Ko Saza Mat Dena... Kisi Ki Mohbbat Ko Daga Mat Dena... Jise Tumhare Bina Jeene Ki Aadat Na Ho... Use Kabhi Lambi Umar Ki Dua Mat Dena. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 07:10:25 PM

jiyakumari

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No tear
No fear
khao”SLANTYOR Piyo”BEAR”

QK16 Din bad hai
“NEW YEAR”

yaad rkhna sbse pehle wish kiya he maine.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014...!

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Posted on December, 18 2013 07:11:57 PM

jiyakumari

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Sangeet se Gayan nahin milta ,
Mandir mai bhagwan nain milta

karte hai LØg PATTHAR ki puja isliye kyunki
vishwas karne ke layak koi insaan nahin milta

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Posted on December, 18 2013 07:12:57 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4042 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yaad Hai Mujhe Mere Sab Ke Sab Gunah.. Ek Mohabbat Kar Li Dusra Tumse Kar Li Teesra Bepanah Kar Li..! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 07:14:36 PM

jiyakumari

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Dosti mein Ladke apni jaan bhi dete hain.
Lekin apni jaan ka number kabhi nahin dete.
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By: Sneha In: Jokes SMS
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.

Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?

Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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Posted on December, 18 2013 07:18:35 PM

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Posted on December, 18 2013 07:19:50 PM

jiyakumari

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Posted on December, 18 2013 07:20:54 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4042 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agr facebook par job hoti , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , to Maa kehti uth ja beta, facebook ka time ho gaya hai ...!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 07:21:58 PM

jiyakumari Age: 36 4042 days old here Total Posts: 660 Points : 359 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agr facebook par job hoti , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , to Maa kehti uth ja beta, facebook ka time ho gaya hai ...!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 07:24:57 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4315 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha baat to ap ki bhi sahi hai pr ye fazool logon ka kam hai Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 08:59:33 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4037 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Socha tha ab na laut key aain gey hum kabhi.. @ @ Awaz di kisi ney majboor ho gaye Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 09:27:20 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4037 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Main Zamane mein badnaam fakat is liye hu, @ @ mujhe logon ki tarah badal jana nahi aata — Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 09:29:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4071 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagii Guzar Rahii Hai Imtehaano Ke Dor Se..... Aik Zakham Bharaa Nahin Hota, Dosra Tayaar Milta Hai..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 09:29:14 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4071 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	PeeNe Ki cApAciTy.. jEeNe kI sTrenGtH.. acCoUnT kA baLanCe.. auR NaaM kA kHaUf.. kaBhi BhI kuM nAhI HonA cHahIyE . Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 09:30:36 PM

sanjaykumar Age: 30 4037 days old here Total Posts: 2251 Points : 78 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yu Na Kheench Apni Taraf Mujhe Be Bas Kar Ke, @ @ Ye Na Ho Khud Se Bhi Bichad Jaun Aur Tu Bhi Na Mile. Like no likes.
	Posted on December, 18 2013 09:31:15 PM

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