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MrNumanM Age: 30 4267 days old here Total Posts: 319 Points : 202 Location: Jalalpur Pirwala, Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : SMS (Daily Updated) (closed) Khuda jab Husan deta hay, Nazaqat aa hi Jaati hay.. Qadam rukk rukk ke parte hain, Kamar ball kha hi jaati hay Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2013 09:14:33 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Muskarte Hanste Chirag Tum Jalana, Jindgee Me Nai Khushiyon Ko Lana, Dukh Dard Apne Bhool Kar, Sabko Gale Lagna, Sabko Gale Lagna. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:04:24 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Khuda Kare Saari Umar Mujhe Manzil Naa Milye. Badi Mushkil Se Wo Raazi Huwa Hai Saath Chalne Ko. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:07:18 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kadmo Ki Duri Se Dilo Ke Fasle Nahi Badte, Dur Hone Se Ehsas Nhi Marte, Kuch Kadmo Ka Fasla Hi Sahi Hamare Beech, Lekin Aisa Koi Pal Nahi Jab Hum Tumko Yad Nahi Krte. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:09:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bachpan Se Thama Tha Jinka Hath, Aaj Woh Chodd Ke Chale Gaye. Mera Kasoor Itna Tha Ki Mein Usse Sacha Pyar Karta Tha. Aur Unka Kasoor Woh Bde Bewafa Nikle. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:10:29 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tulsi Das Ji Ne Kha He Ki. Pyar Kbhi Na Krna Pardesi Se, Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge. Pyar Krna Hmesha Padosi Se, Roj Balcony Se Darsan To Ho Jayenge..:-) Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:13:42 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	pagal nishant In: Sayings SMS YakEEn TO Nhi Hai MaGaR PhiR Bhi "Shayad"! TuMhain PyaR Mujh Se, ZaRa Sa To HoGa.! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:17:08 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bohat Chaha Tujhe Par Fir Bhi Tu Samajh Na Payi. Intezar Kiya Tera Harpal, Par Tu Ek Bar Bhi Milne Na Aayi. Yaad Teri Satati Rahi Mujhko, Par Meri Yaad Tujhe Ek Pal Bhi Na Aayi. Pyar Kitna Jatati Thi, Mujhko Par Fir B Aaj Tu Mujhe Chod Chaligayi. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:21:55 PM

rahulthebest36

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Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?

Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?

Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha. :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:23:49 PM

rahulthebest36

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"Kaccha papad Pakka papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai.

Ab ye try karo..

ye line fast bolke dikhao tho maano

"A good cook could cook good"
Has kya rahey ho.good good cud cud

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:26:42 PM

rahulthebest36

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Super msg of the day ....

"If newly weds are called
"Love Birds".. :-) :-)

What do you call the couples married for years??.............>>

"Angry Birds"? -:P :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:28:10 PM

rahulthebest36

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pagal nishant In: Jokes SMS
Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone :-D

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
.
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
.
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?
How Should Central Bank fight
these Inflationary Trends with Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
.
Girl : Hmmmm….
Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!! :-D :-D

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:29:30 PM

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Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ?
Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye.
Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo !

later.

Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ?
Salesman : 650/- only.
Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:32:12 PM

rahulthebest36

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .....
agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh

HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :-P

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:33:41 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi Ek Chahat Ka Silsila Hai, Koi Kisi Se Mil Jaata Hai To Koi Kisi Se Bichad Jaata Hai. Jise Hum Maangte Hai Apni Dua Me, Wo Kisi Ko Bina Maange Mil Jaata Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:35:58 PM

rahulthebest36

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Khatarnak solution ---

Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera
un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu....

Ab DIL tham lo .....

Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he
toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu
wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:37:14 PM

rahulthebest36

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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?

Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.=))

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:39:05 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena. Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho? Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....? Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:41:01 PM

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Dil Se Dil Mile Didar Ho Jayega,

Nazar Se Nazar Mile Izhar Ho Jayega,

Na Karo Humse Friendship Ka Wada,

Is Masum Dil Se Tujhe Pyar Ho Jayega.

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Posted on November, 28 2013 07:43:05 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jab Pyar Se Pyar Tha To Tum Bahut Pasand Thi, . . . . . . . . . . Ab Jab Pyar Hi Pasand Nhi To Tum Kaise Pasand Aaoge. Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:44:16 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4033 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	!! Kuchh mohabbat ka nasha tha hmko.... ... ... Dil jo toota to nashe se mohabbat ho gayi.. !! Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 28 2013 07:45:49 PM

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