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MuhammadYahya


Age: 32 Male
4465 days old here
Total Posts: 167
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Location:
Lahore, Pakistan

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Subject : Free Mobile SMS Collection (closed)
Hazaron Free Mobile SMS's Kay Liye Abhee Visit Karain...
Mobile SMS Collection

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Posted on September, 09 2013 08:40:46 PM


lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Pappu Ka dad Mistri Se:-Bed Majbut Banana,Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sonahai.......~~~~~~~~~~~~Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga k-SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOYEGA To BhiNahiTutega..!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:17:13 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girlfriend ko Palko Par Baitha Lo.....Deke Khushi Uske Saare Gum ChuraLo.....Use Pyar karo Uski Saheli ke Saamne ItnaKi..............Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Jaanu MujheBhi Pata Lo

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:18:42 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Kya Time Aa Gaya Hai.
Boys Ke Liye Film Bani To
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls Ka Number Aaya To
"Ek Thi Daayan"
Boys Thoko Like.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:20:23 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Phone Baja
Husband: Agar Phone Mere Liye Ho
To Kehna Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu.
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Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain..
Husband: Mene Mana Kiya Tha Na,
Mana Kar Dena..
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Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi Mera
Tha :P
Samajh Me Aa Gya Ho To
Like Karo.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:21:37 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
If Classroom Is Not A Place To Sleep
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Then Home Is Also Not A Place To
Study ...


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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:23:08 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
Amul The Taste Of India.
Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:24:08 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya
Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya
Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta,
Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:25:52 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Daku Bank Lutne Gaye..
Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye
Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia

Kaise?

Bank Manager Santa Tha, Bola:
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U,
Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:26:53 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.

Y ?

Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:28:34 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Tum 70% beautiful ho,
tum 75% sweet ho,
tum 80% noty ho,
tum 95% suchee ho,
tum 100% smart ho ,
jada khush mat hona sab milkar tum 420 ho..

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:30:23 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa Aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:31:39 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2
Din Ke Mehman Hai,
Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat
Nhi Hai Doctar Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2
Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:32:52 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear!
On Choosing One He Asks:
How Much For This?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear
Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:34:00 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Girl: Agar Mujh Se Shaadi Karni Hai To Tumhe,
Har Hafte Mummy Ko 10kg Aata Aur
Papa Ki Car Mein 20 Litre Petrol Dalwaana Hoga.
Boy: Achha Behan Chalta Hoon
Ami-abu Ko Salaam Kehna.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:35:19 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise urate hain!!

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:36:40 PM

lovelychandna


Age: 32 Female
3994 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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Life Cycle:

Class 10 : Beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir
saari zindagi aaraam karna.

class 11: Beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le
phir aaram se rehna.

Graduation: Beta, bus degree achhi tarah
puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega.

After graduation: Beta, post graduation kar le, phir maze
karna.

After post graduation: Nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai,
kaam pe kaun jayega tera baap..

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:37:41 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4342 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

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You look so pretty whenever you smile
You look so pretty whenever you smile,
coz your smile is a perfect piece of art,
and If I asked would you stay for a while,
so that I can hold you close to my heart..!!

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Posted on January, 16 2014 02:16:27 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4342 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

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So, S M I L E always N have a great day
Wrinkles are like waves.
when you`re calm, they disappear..
when you`re furious,
they become rough!
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So, S M I L E always N have a great day.

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Posted on January, 16 2014 02:17:34 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4342 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

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Hundreds Of Reasons To Be Sad
Even If I Have Hundreds Of
Reasons To
Be Sad,
Thousands Of Reasons To Frown,
Millions Of Reasons To Cry,
You Are The Only Reason I Need
To
Smile …

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Posted on January, 16 2014 02:18:43 PM

0irha0


Age: 31 Female
4342 days old here
Total Posts: 7616
Points : 16

Location:
....., Pakistan

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The sexiest curve on your body
SEXIEST CURVE ON WOMEN’S BODY ??
Dear girls, always remember that
the sexiest curve on your body is your smile ! ? ?
Give your heart to the one who
falls for your smile and not your body ??

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Posted on January, 16 2014 02:19:51 PM