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MuhammadYahya Age: 32 4435 days old here Total Posts: 167 Points : 161 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Free Mobile SMS Collection (closed) Hazaron Free Mobile SMS's Kay Liye Abhee Visit Karain... Mobile SMS Collection Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2013 08:40:46 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu Ka dad Mistri Se:-Bed Majbut Banana,Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sonahai.......~~~~~~~~~~~~Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga k-SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOYEGA To BhiNahiTutega..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:17:13 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girlfriend ko Palko Par Baitha Lo.....Deke Khushi Uske Saare Gum ChuraLo.....Use Pyar karo Uski Saheli ke Saamne ItnaKi..............Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Jaanu MujheBhi Pata Lo Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:18:42 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kya Time Aa Gaya Hai. Boys Ke Liye Film Bani To "Ek Tha Tiger" . . . . . . . Girls Ka Number Aaya To "Ek Thi Daayan" Boys Thoko Like. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:20:23 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Phone Baja Husband: Agar Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Main Ghar Pe Nahi Hu. . . . Wife: Woh Ghar Pe Hain.. Husband: Mene Mana Kiya Tha Na, Mana Kar Dena.. . Wife: Phone Aapka Nahi Mera Tha :P Samajh Me Aa Gya Ho To Like Karo. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:21:37 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	If Classroom Is Not A Place To Sleep . . . . . . . . . . . Then Home Is Also Not A Place To Study ... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:23:08 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:24:08 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta, Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:25:52 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3964 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Daku Bank Lutne Gaye..
Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye
Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia

Kaise?

Bank Manager Santa Tha, Bola:
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U,
Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:26:53 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3964 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki,
Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai.

Y ?

Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha:
Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai.
Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:28:34 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Tum 70% beautiful ho, tum 75% sweet ho, tum 80% noty ho, tum 95% suchee ho, tum 100% smart ho , jada khush mat hona sab milkar tum 420 ho.. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:30:23 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa Aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:31:39 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Din Ke Mehman Hai, Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat Nhi Hai Doctar Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2 Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:32:52 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:34:00 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girl: Agar Mujh Se Shaadi Karni Hai To Tumhe, Har Hafte Mummy Ko 10kg Aata Aur Papa Ki Car Mein 20 Litre Petrol Dalwaana Hoga. Boy: Achha Behan Chalta Hoon Ami-abu Ko Salaam Kehna. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:35:19 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai? Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise urate hain!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 15 2014 11:36:40 PM

lovelychandna

Age: 32

3964 days old here
Total Posts: 718
Points : 344

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

Status : Offline

Life Cycle:

Class 10 : Beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir
saari zindagi aaraam karna.

class 11: Beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le
phir aaram se rehna.

Graduation: Beta, bus degree achhi tarah
puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega.

After graduation: Beta, post graduation kar le, phir maze
karna.

After post graduation: Nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai,
kaam pe kaun jayega tera baap..

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Posted on January, 15 2014 11:37:41 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	You look so pretty whenever you smile You look so pretty whenever you smile, coz your smile is a perfect piece of art, and If I asked would you stay for a while, so that I can hold you close to my heart..!! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:16:27 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	So, S M I L E always N have a great day Wrinkles are like waves. when you`re calm, they disappear.. when you`re furious, they become rough! . . . . So, S M I L E always N have a great day. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:17:34 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Hundreds Of Reasons To Be Sad Even If I Have Hundreds Of Reasons To Be Sad, Thousands Of Reasons To Frown, Millions Of Reasons To Cry, You Are The Only Reason I Need To Smile … Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:18:43 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4312 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	The sexiest curve on your body SEXIEST CURVE ON WOMEN’S BODY ?? Dear girls, always remember that the sexiest curve on your body is your smile ! ? ? Give your heart to the one who falls for your smile and not your body ?? Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 16 2014 02:19:51 PM

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