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firefly Age: 35 4488 days old here Total Posts: 308 Points : 191 Location: Khushab, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : sms of the week... election 2013 me zardari ki khamoshi k pechy kya raaz ho skta hy? Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 06 2013 10:09:06 AM

abdulhannan05 Age: 31 5004 days old here Total Posts: 13123 Points : 261 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	weekly tou kartay hi hain package say tou Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 01 2013 11:39:27 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa: 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte.

Banta: Lunch Aur Dinner

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Posted on October, 02 2013 06:02:47 PM

khuramms Age: 41 4710 days old here Total Posts: 5939 Points : 224 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Rashid bhai itney SMS kon karta hai aap ko bhai ?? Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 02 2013 06:23:15 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Wife: i hate that beggar
Husband: y?
Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book ''How to cook"

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Posted on October, 02 2013 09:02:07 PM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4102 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	wo theek he lekin zrori nai k wo kisi party ki fevor men boly, wo election k saf or shaffaf hony k bary, men men bool skta he is bat pe pabndi nai he, ye boht dangrus bnda he Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 03 2013 04:51:33 PM

rashidfarooqz

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5014 days old here
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Larki ne boy friend ko fone kia to us k bhanjay ne fone uthaya
larki ne kha beta uncle ko fone do
bachay ne naam pocha
larki:
Uncle se kho unki jan-e-man ka fone hi
jawab mai bachay ne jo kha usay sun k
larki behosh hogi
bachey ne masomiat se kha

lekin aunty mobile pe to Kamini num 6 likha hua aya hai

Aaj kal ki muhabat

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Posted on October, 03 2013 05:09:40 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Husband came home late at night from a party.

His wife shouted: How would u feel if u don’t see me for 2 days?

He couldn’t believe his luck.
He replied at once. That would be great

Monday passed & he didn’t see her.

Tuesday & Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye

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Posted on October, 03 2013 10:10:11 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4173 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhahah. well done rahid bhai. rashid bhai aj kal ap us wakt online hote ho, jab main ofline hota hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2013 11:32:15 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Pata Nahi Log Kesay Propose Kar Detay Hai

Mujhe Toh McDonalds Per Extra Ketchup Mangtay Huwe Bhi Sharam Ati hai

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Posted on October, 04 2013 07:18:26 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zardari is a very wise politician Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2013 09:53:49 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	USne har 1 politician ki WORTH lgaye hwe hai ! Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2013 09:55:19 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ta k koi b uske khilaf na ho.. EVEN current PM nawaz sharif can't speak against HIM ! Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2013 09:57:05 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	he is working on the policy.. U SCRATCH MY BACK... and I scratch YOUR's Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2013 09:59:29 PM

atifmumtazkhan1992 Age: 32 4093 days old here Total Posts: 4370 Points : 51 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kher Acha hwa K ZARDARI tou GYA... lets hope NAWAZ SHARIF produce well Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2013 10:01:30 PM

Ramzankhan Age: 32 4068 days old here Total Posts: 1813 Points : 767 Location: Khushab, Pakistan Status : Offline	Is week ko kia kuch kia Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2013 10:13:17 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

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Biwi: jab me gana gati hoon tu aap balkoni main kiun kharey ho jatey ho

Shohar: ta k logoon ko yaqeen aa jaey k me tumhain nahi maar reha

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Posted on October, 04 2013 10:45:38 PM

rashidfarooqz

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5 year old boy : I love you mom

Mom : I love you too

17 year old boy : I love you mom

Mom : sorry, no money

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Posted on October, 05 2013 09:58:35 PM

Ramzankhan Age: 32 4068 days old here Total Posts: 1813 Points : 767 Location: Khushab, Pakistan Status : Offline	In ka muahda ho ga k mil k lotein ge ko farq nai ho ga jo jo k ab pata chal raha hai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 05 2013 10:12:22 PM