1. Khud ko Mobile mainItna na Mashghool Rakho k;Samnay se koi Larki guzar jayeAur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huaykabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo keApnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani nakaro,Direct Sir Phaar do..
4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..
Aksar TATI Nikal JatiHy.Bathroom Ponhanchne SePehle
(‘,’)>Sub Chor Bas MisaalDekh tu….
Manjiyan baar kad lo light koi ni aani.:-(
Pappu: Rang Mein Kali Or KanSy Kum Sunti Hy.
Bappu: Zara English Mein Bata
Pappu: Black-Berry Hy.
Larka:Hello JaanI Love U
Larki:Sachi
Larka:Muchi
Larki:100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:Sorry Baji rong number!