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BeHappy Age: 29 4613 days old here Total Posts: 3249 Points : 89 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : fun mazah Pathan; Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha Amma: Nahi to!! Pathan: To phir paida hone k baad humko pehchan kese liya k hum hi Gul khan hai? Like no likes.
	Posted on April, 06 2012 10:09:06 AM

03361413242 Age: 33 4622 days old here Total Posts: 5 Points : 2 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	heye frnds asalam o laikum Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 09:55:23 AM

engrfarrukhnawaz Age: 39 4574 days old here Total Posts: 1020 Points : 244 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	nice joke Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 03:59:29 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4621 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	very very funny behappy Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 04:47:53 PM

BeHappy Age: 29 4613 days old here Total Posts: 3249 Points : 89 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Wsalam nd thanks farrukh. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 04:48:42 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4621 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han . . . . 3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho..... . . wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han to 3 pathan kehta ha . . . . . . . itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 04:49:48 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4621 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha! Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho? Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai. Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata. Pathan Bola: O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai TERI BHABI SE !! Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 04:50:31 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4621 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	AIK PATHAN CHILKAY SAMET KELA KHA RAHA THA ADMI NE POCHA TO KEHNAY LAGA MUJHAY YAQEEN HA IS KE ANDAR KELE HI HOGA. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 04:51:26 PM

Tayyab96

Age: 28

4621 days old here
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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

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Posted on May, 21 2012 04:52:45 PM

Tayyab96

Age: 28

4621 days old here
Total Posts: 3434
Points : 149

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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

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Posted on May, 21 2012 04:54:35 PM

Tayyab96

Age: 28

4621 days old here
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Points : 149

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Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."

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Posted on May, 21 2012 04:55:23 PM

Tayyab96

Age: 28

4621 days old here
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Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

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Posted on May, 21 2012 04:56:10 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4621 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Es saal rozay rakho gy? Punjabi: Nai yar. Pathan: or travi parote? Punjabi: Mushkil hy. Pathan: Or Aftari karogy? Punjabi: Aho! Hun innay vi kafir nai. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 04:56:41 PM

Tayyab96 Age: 28 4621 days old here Total Posts: 3434 Points : 149 Location: Gujranwala, Pakistan Status : Offline	ma na to itna kar dia ab ap log b karo Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 04:59:48 PM

atif03 Age: 47 5007 days old here Total Posts: 7660 Points : 828 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	ha ha ha maza aa gaya good hay yaar latifay .....keep it up man Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 21 2012 06:02:55 PM

librazr

Age: 32

4570 days old here
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Points : 37

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

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Posted on May, 21 2012 06:03:59 PM

BeHappy

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Points : 89

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Tayyab

thanks yara v niceee

librazr

niceee yar nd thanks.

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Posted on May, 21 2012 10:16:09 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4667 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	pathan is pathan Kuch pathan bohat taiz hotay hain Ajkal pathan waly msg me pathan ko akalmand bnaya jata hy. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2012 10:33:28 PM

Omer87 Age: 37 5007 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahhahahahaah nice Jokes Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 22 2012 10:36:55 PM

BeHappy

Age: 29

4613 days old here
Total Posts: 3249
Points : 89

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Omer

bhai g thanks aap b koi aik bata dain.

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Posted on May, 22 2012 11:36:17 PM

saim14399 Age: 31 4667 days old here Total Posts: 14102 Points : 33 Location: Dammam, Saudi Arabia Status : Offline	omer bhai nai btain ge Ku k unhain koi ata hi nai hay. He he he he he May be Ata hu Hmmmm Sory omer bhai Just kiding Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 23 2012 07:39:57 PM

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