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Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BARI HAI" Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend : Kaise ? Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti... "AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

278 chars (2 sms)


Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment.........

A Love Story Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street, Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office. Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness. 1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins they named them Johnson & Johnson Moral Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!

456 chars (3 sms)


Kid: Ammi aaj abbu

Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.

172 chars (2 sms)


Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi ha



Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”

Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

163 chars (2 sms)


''Arz kiya hai Teri soorat meri a

''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''

247 chars (2 sms)


Dil me Tum Dharkn me Tum

Dil me Tum

Dharkn me Tum

Asman me Tm

Zamen me Tum

Ankhon me Tum

Jahan dekho

Tum hi Tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hai.

JARASEEM har jaga hote hain ;->

179 chars (2 sms)


Poem On Ash Sexy aunty on the floor,

Poem On Ash
Sexy aunty on the floor,
Ash is not as before,
The one we used to adore,
The sweet lady from mangalore,
Now she''s a big bore,
Played around with four,
Screwed them for sure,
Drowned them and came ashore,
Vivek was burnt to the core,
Salman gave him a call of roar,
Then stepped through amitabh''s door,
She knew he scores in crore,
Abhishek is for sure,
Dil mange more,
God knows whats more in aunty''s store.
CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->

466 chars (3 sms)


Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana

146 chars (1 sms)


Child:papa aunty ka

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

174 chars (2 sms)


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