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pathan cought cheating

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)

250 chars (2 sms)


pathan cought cheating

1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

.
.
.
.


Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)

250 chars (2 sms)


There are 3 kind of Men..

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

321 chars (3 sms)


3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)

154 chars (1 sms)


made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

502 chars (4 sms)


u start wearing Earing

A man meets a frnd aftr a long time & notices he is wearing an earing.
"Wen did u start wearing Earing?"


Friend: Ever since my Wife found one in my Car!! ;->

167 chars (2 sms)


Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control

Jab Question Paper Ho Out of Control.
Answer Sheet Ko Kar K Fold.

Aero-plane Bana K Bol!
All Will Fail!

Student Kya Jaane Result ka Kya Hoga?
Marks Milengi Ya Zero Pe Tie Hoga?

To Girlfriend Ghuma.
Paise Urra...
Paise Urraa K Bol!

Papa All Is Well!

266 chars (2 sms)


SHORT and SWEET SAYING

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

102 chars (1 sms)


Woman on date with husband''s best friend

Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D

172 chars (2 sms)


Difference Between Friend & Wife

Difference Between Friend & Wife

You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
"You are my Best Wife?"

161 chars (2 sms)


Friendship means:

Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,


u fell down in mud




i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->

160 chars (1 sms)


today is newspaper


''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P

142 chars (1 sms)


pehlay girl frndz ho



Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

238 chars (2 sms)


there are two types


There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)


2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

171 chars (2 sms)


girlfriend chahey



Girlfriend Chahey
Jitni Bhi Buri Ban
Jaye,
Kabhi Us Sy Dosti Mat
Torna
Kyun k
Paani Chahey Kitna Bhi
Ganda Ho Jaye,
aag Bhujane K Liye
Kaafi Hota Hy ;->

169 chars (2 sms)


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