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Aaj books kholien to pata chala Faraz !.
"K aa v nhi aanda te aa v nhi aanda;-)"
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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!
Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:
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Chalay aao Kainaat baant letay hain.....
Tum meray or Bakii sub Tumhara
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Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge
Answer :
Lock Key
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Some common questions
1. rail gari ki lights din ko bhi q on ki jati hain?
2.lerkian hamesha lerko kay samnay aa ker q dupata seedha kerti hain?
3.Mobile ki sim change kernay kay baad time 9:00 ka q hota hay?
4.front seat per hamesha ladies ko q bithatay hain?
5.mobile per jab lerka lerki say baat kerta hay to urdu ku bolta hay?
answr zaroor dena intizar rahay ga chalnge ha
sab ko send karo but reply me first
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Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,
Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,
Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,
Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,
Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,
Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,
Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,
Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,
Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,
Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya
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* Jis din tum hamain boorha dekho sabar karna aur humain samjhany ke koshish nahe karna.
* Jab hum koe baat bhool jayen tu hum par tanz na karna aur apna bachpan yaad karna.
* Jab hum borhey hokar chall na saken tu humara sahara ban na aur apna phela qadam yaad karna.
* Jab hum beemar hon tu wo din yaad kar k hum pa paisy kharch karna, jab hum tmhari khawishen puri karny k liye apni khawishen qurban karty thy.
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SARDAR AIK BALTI MAIN PANI LE KAR JA RAHA THA K BARISH SHURU HO GAI OR BARISH KA PANI BALTI MEI CHALA GAYA
SARDAR:O TAWADI KHAIR SARA PANI GILA HO GAYA
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"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado
"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.
"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado
"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.
SUBHAN' ALLAH
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Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:
"Abay chal teri to"
"Us ki to mein"
"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"
"Chal nikal"
"Koot dy salay ko"
"Or Party"
"Dimagh ki dahi"
"Ye cheez dada"
"Bachi dekh"
"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"
"Hat gai na"
"Abe dhkkan"
"Ptli Gali pakar"
"Lash yaar"
"Chal phhoot le"
"Latak mat"
"Teri wali ja rhi hai"
Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'
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Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..
wah wah!
zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..
phir?
phir kya?
Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
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(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
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Aae Umr-E-Rawaan Aahsta Chal
Abhi Khasa Karz Chukana Hae,
Kuch Khuwaab Hain Jin Ko Likhna Hae,
Aur Tabeer Ki Surat Deni Hae,
Kuch Log Hain Ujrey Dil Waley,
Jinhain Apni Muhabbat Deni Hai,
Kuch Phool Hae Jin Ko Chunna Hae Aur Haar Ki Surat Deni Hae,
Kuch Apni Neendain Baaqi Hain,
Jinhain Bantna Hai Kuch Logo Mae,:Aur Un Ko Rahat Deni Hae,
:Aae Umr-E-Rawan Aahista Chal,
Abhi Khaasa Karz Chukana Hae....!!!!
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Mohabbat Ki Haseen Rahon Mein Aksar Mene Dekha Hai
Jo Sathi Sath Chalte They, Bichhartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Sajaatey They Barey Hi Shoq Se Khayalon Ki Haseen Duniya,
Bohat Choti Si Baaton Pe Ujartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay K Ik Pal Bin Tere Hum Reh Na Payenge,
Saamna Ab Ho To Chup Chap Guzartey Maine Dekha Hai,
Jo Kehte Thaay Tera Rishta Zamane Bhar Se Afzal Hai
Unhi Rishton Ko Pal Bhar Mein Bikhartey Maine Dekha Hai.
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