Search Results for 'chal'
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
"Mun Me Pani Aana"
Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.
Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?
Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
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Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya.
SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha,
To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...
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Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"
Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.
Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.
Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?
Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
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jb chotay the tb bhare hony ki
Bri chahti the..
Par ab pta chala
K..
Adhuray ehsas or totay sapnu se
Adhury homework or
Totay khelony
Ache thay..
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Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.
Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.
Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.
Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.
Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.
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matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya
ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya
woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha
jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya
ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the
baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya
thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana
uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya
dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan
onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya
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Manzil bhi us ki thi,Rasta bhi us ka tha
Ik mein akela tha,Kafila bhi us ka tha
Sath sath chalny ki soch bhi us ki the,
Phir rasta badalny ka faisla bhi us ka tha
Aaj ku akela hoon,Dil sawal karta hai
Log to us k thy,Kia khuda bhi us ka tha,
241 chars (2 sms)
sitara hamari kismat ka us say mila hi nahi
wo kese hota hamara
aisa kabi hva hi nahi
hmne apni hr khushi dusron me bant di
ksi ne hme kya dya
ye kbi socha hi nhi
bato baton m mhbt is qadar brh gyi
use ab bhool jaen kese itna hosla hi nhi
hr ksi ne hume matlab tak pyar kya
koi hamsafar ban kar sath chala hi nhi
hr koi mri chahat ko mazaq smjta rha
dil m he dard ktna koi smja hi nhi
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Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Mandeiron Se Chiraaghon Ko Bhuja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Koi Ik Adha Sapna Ho Tou Ho , Acha Bhi Lagta Hai
Hazaron Khawb Ankhon Mein Saja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Sakoon Unko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Bhi Ker
Jinhen Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Issay Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanke Khawbon Ke Jhalar
Samandar Ke Kinare Ghar Bana Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Yeh Acha Hai Ke Apas Ke Bharam Na Tootne Payen
Kabhi Kabhi Doston Ko Azma Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai
Kissi Ke Hijr Mein Neendein Ga’nwa Ker Kuch Nahi Milta
Jigar Ho Jayega Chalni Yeh Ankhein Khoon Royengi
Wasi Be Faiz Logon Se Nibha Ker Kuch Nahi Milta.
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Chal aisy dais main chalty hain
Jhan chand aur sooraj milty hon
Jhan rang titley phelati hon
Jhan khoshe kay jharnay behty hon
Jhan baton say khoshbo ati ho
Jhan piyar ki basti basti ho
187 chars (2 sms)
Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,
Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do,
Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy,
Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do,
Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do,
Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do,
Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per,
Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do,
Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy,
Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do,
Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per,
Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do
516 chars (4 sms)
Saal Ka Aakhri Din Hy
Abhi Kuch Dhuup Hy Lekin
Zara Si Dair Ko Tey Hy k
Aakhir Shaam Hona Hy
Haqeeqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhi Hy
Anjaam Hona Hy
Chalo Mil beth Ker Apne
Khasare Baant Lete Hyn
Sab Hi Rung aur Jugnuu Aur
Sitaare Baant Lete Hyn
Zara Si Dair Ko Tey Hy k
Aakhir Shaam Hona Hy
Haqeeqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhi Hy
Anjaam Hona Hy
Tou Kyun Na Kuch Shaam Se Pehly
Jo Kuch Ghariya'n Muya'asar Hyn
Unhii Mein Zindagi Ker Le'n
Kisi Ehsaas Ki Sham'ma Jala K
In Andhero'n Mein
Koi Daam Roshni Ker Le'n
Chalo Hum Dosti Ker Le'n
Zara Si Dair Ko Tey Hy k
Aakhir Shaam Hona Hy
Haqeeqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhi Hy
Anjaam Hona Hy ... !!!
628 chars (4 sms)
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
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Teri Ibtada koi or hai.....
Tari inteha koi or hai.....
Teri bath hum sey hoi to kia......
Tara mudda'a Koi or hai....
Humein Shoq tha bari dair se k teray Sharik-e-safer banein....
Teray sath chal k khabar hoi tera rasta koi or hai.....
Tujhe fikar hai k badal dia mujhe gardish-e-shab-o-roz ne.....
Kabhi khud se bhi too sawal kar tu wohi hai ya koi hoor hai....
364 chars (3 sms)