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muhavre ka istemal karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo. "Mun Me Pani Aana" Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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cat scanning

Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya. Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo. Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek baar aur try karo. Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker diya. Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead. Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai? Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee for Cat Scanning.

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wife gu hoi hy

Frind : Tumhari Wife Gum Hui Hy Tum ne Police Ko Q Nai Bataya. SArdar : Q K Jb Mera Scooter Gum Huwa Tha, To Police Walo Ne 15-20 Din CHALA k wapis kia tha...

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Full Mental

Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?" Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa. Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy. Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa? Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....

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Totey khelony

jb chotay the tb bhare hony ki
Bri chahti the..

Par ab pta chala


K..

Adhuray ehsas or totay sapnu se


Adhury homework or
Totay khelony
Ache thay..


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Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.

Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu Badnaam Ho Jao Gi. Saudagaron K Haathon Nelaam Ho Jao Gi. Main Sari Raat Haathon Me Phool Liay Betha Raha, Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao Gi. Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail Tumhary Bus Me Nahi. Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun Hi Haar Jao Gi. Kaantay Thay Meri Raah Me Har Dam. Agar Main Chalon Tu Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi. Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay Rotay Ye Keh Gaya Zafar ko. Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa Ho jayGi. ¤KinG Of SmS¤007

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Mitti K Ghar

matti ke jitne ghar main banata chala gaya ik shaks khafa ho ke girata chala gaya woh mujse buhat door door bhagta raha jitna main uske naaz uthata chala gaya ik mere waste he osne dard rakhe the baki to wo har ik ko hasata chala gaya thi haath main taqat magar dil nahin mana uske siwa main subko harata chala gaya dil main oski yaaad ke jitne chiragh the roshan onko bhi wo sitmgar bhujata chala gaya

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Kafila bhi us ka tha.!

Manzil bhi us ki thi,Rasta bhi us ka tha Ik mein akela tha,Kafila bhi us ka tha Sath sath chalny ki soch bhi us ki the, Phir rasta badalny ka faisla bhi us ka tha Aaj ku akela hoon,Dil sawal karta hai Log to us k thy,Kia khuda bhi us ka tha,

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sitara hamari kismat ka us say mila hi nahi...

sitara hamari kismat ka us say mila hi nahi wo kese hota hamara aisa kabi hva hi nahi hmne apni hr khushi dusron me bant di ksi ne hme kya dya ye kbi socha hi nhi bato baton m mhbt is qadar brh gyi use ab bhool jaen kese itna hosla hi nhi hr ksi ne hume matlab tak pyar kya koi hamsafar ban kar sath chala hi nhi hr koi mri chahat ko mazaq smjta rha dil m he dard ktna koi smja hi nhi

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Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch Nahi Milta....

Kissi Ki Ankh Se Sapney Chura Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Mandeiron Se Chiraaghon Ko Bhuja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Koi Ik Adha Sapna Ho Tou Ho , Acha Bhi Lagta Hai Hazaron Khawb Ankhon Mein Saja Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Sakoon Unko Nahi Milta Kabhi Pardes Bhi Ker Jinhen Apne Watan Se Dil Laga Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Issay Kehna Ke Palkon Per Na Tanke Khawbon Ke Jhalar Samandar Ke Kinare Ghar Bana Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Yeh Acha Hai Ke Apas Ke Bharam Na Tootne Payen Kabhi Kabhi Doston Ko Azma Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Mujhe Aksar Sitaron Se Yehi Awaaz Aati Hai Kissi Ke Hijr Mein Neendein Ga’nwa Ker Kuch Nahi Milta Jigar Ho Jayega Chalni Yeh Ankhein Khoon Royengi Wasi Be Faiz Logon Se Nibha Ker Kuch Nahi Milta.

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Chal aisy dais main chalty hain.....

Chal aisy dais main chalty hain Jhan chand aur sooraj milty hon Jhan rang titley phelati hon Jhan khoshe kay jharnay behty hon Jhan baton say khoshbo ati ho Jhan piyar ki basti basti ho

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Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do,..

Apne ehsas se cho0 kr m0je sundal kr do, Main kai sadi0n se adhora ho0n mukaml kr do, Na tmhen h0sh rahy na m0je h0sh rahy, Is qadar to0t k chao m0je pagl ker do, Tm hatyli ko mere pyar ki mehndi se rang do, Apni ankho main mere nam ka kaj0l kr do, Dho0p he dho0p ho0n main to0t k barso m0je per, Is qadar to0t k barso meri ro0h ko jal thal ker do, Is k say main mere khwab mehak 0then gy, Apne chary pe umeedo bhara anchal ker do, Apne h0nto se k0i m0har lagao m0je per, Ek naraz pyar se dkho m0je ghyal ker do

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Saal Ka Aakhri Din Hy...

Saal Ka Aakhri Din Hy Abhi Kuch Dhuup Hy Lekin Zara Si Dair Ko Tey Hy k Aakhir Shaam Hona Hy Haqeeqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhi Hy Anjaam Hona Hy Chalo Mil beth Ker Apne Khasare Baant Lete Hyn Sab Hi Rung aur Jugnuu Aur Sitaare Baant Lete Hyn Zara Si Dair Ko Tey Hy k Aakhir Shaam Hona Hy Haqeeqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhi Hy Anjaam Hona Hy Tou Kyun Na Kuch Shaam Se Pehly Jo Kuch Ghariya'n Muya'asar Hyn Unhii Mein Zindagi Ker Le'n Kisi Ehsaas Ki Sham'ma Jala K In Andhero'n Mein Koi Daam Roshni Ker Le'n Chalo Hum Dosti Ker Le'n Zara Si Dair Ko Tey Hy k Aakhir Shaam Hona Hy Haqeeqat Ya Kahani Jo Bhi Hy Anjaam Hona Hy ... !!!

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ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti....

Boy; I love you tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you Moral Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli . . . .. . . . . . . . Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

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Teri Ibtada koi or hai.....

Teri Ibtada koi or hai..... Tari inteha koi or hai..... Teri bath hum sey hoi to kia...... Tara mudda'a Koi or hai.... Humein Shoq tha bari dair se k teray Sharik-e-safer banein.... Teray sath chal k khabar hoi tera rasta koi or hai..... Tujhe fikar hai k badal dia mujhe gardish-e-shab-o-roz ne..... Kabhi khud se bhi too sawal kar tu wohi hai ya koi hoor hai....

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