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Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life

Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life



Her side





and




Offcourse the Right side.... ;->

132 chars (1 sms)


Last nite i had a dream abt U...

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

204 chars (2 sms)


A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW

Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!

Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .

199 chars (2 sms)


Q: How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?

Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .

163 chars (2 sms)


Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->

256 chars (2 sms)


1st Friend:

1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->

140 chars (1 sms)


ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''


MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")

140 chars (1 sms)


A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat

A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->

171 chars (2 sms)


Girl:Kon ho tum?

Girl:Kon ho tum?

Boy:hasrat tumhari,

Girl:takte ho kia?

Boy:Surat tumhari,

Girl:karte ho kai?

Boy:poja tumhari,

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

Girl:chahte ho kia?

Boy:muhabat yumhari,

Girl:pachtao gay?

Boy:kismat hamri,

Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->

347 chars (3 sms)


2 men were talking!

2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->

168 chars (2 sms)


All Tempting & Beautifull

All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .



Illegal






Banned






Fattening






Expensive



Or . . .







Married to Others. . . ;->

201 chars (2 sms)


A long married couple

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.


The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"

312 chars (2 sms)


Getting married

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.

176 chars (2 sms)


Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

168 chars (2 sms)


What a married man

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

142 chars (1 sms)


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