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A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
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son was filling application form.
There was a question about mother tongue.
Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?
Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
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Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks..
To b as rich as his child believes..
To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->
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A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
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A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
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Lover Gives Love
Father Gives Protection
Mother Gives Life
But A Real Frnd Gives
Nice Girls Cell #''s
Dat is frndship
Now It''s A Gud Chance
Prove Ur Frndship ;->
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Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :
Don''t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .
She May B Your GrandMother . . . ;-> . . . :p
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Snacks of Humor . . .
1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!
2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)
3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?
4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.
5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
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Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
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Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
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hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY
No mOther in mOther bOArd
nO key |N key bOArd
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