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A Sardar moving

A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

144 chars (1 sms)


A Sardar moving

A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

144 chars (1 sms)


Gang of SARDARS

Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta

150 chars (1 sms)


A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,

main churail hoon.

Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)

168 chars (2 sms)


Sardar was traveling in train

Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

172 chars (2 sms)


A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.


Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

100 chars (1 sms)


Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It

Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
.
.

"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi

.
.
Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)

187 chars (2 sms)


K B C

K B C
Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s

159 chars (1 sms)


One There Was A

One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....


FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)

American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)

SARdar : I think....

(KILLED)

180 chars (2 sms)


Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??


Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,


Ab Bhugtey.....

153 chars (1 sms)


Pathan: Hum Ne

Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!

Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab

Pathan: Suurakh... ;->

190 chars (2 sms)


May God give u

May God give u

Tata ka status

Vajpayee ka dhiraj

Laaden ki himmat

Bill Gates ki income

Bush ki taqat

baaki...

Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.

158 chars (1 sms)


Once a sardar was

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

130 chars (1 sms)


Doctor to sardar

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor

120 chars (1 sms)


Sardar selected a short girl to marry

Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai

109 chars (1 sms)


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