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Is dress ka kya price hai

Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ?? . . . Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss, . . Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ?? . . . Shopkeeper:”10 kiss.. . . . . Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi dengi..:p:p

186 chars (2 sms)


High Class Insult

High Class Insult . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. . . . . . . . . . . Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

172 chars (2 sms)


Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend, kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? . . . . . . . . . . Student – Marne do dono ko.! . . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . . . ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the

233 chars (2 sms)


I’m engaged with someone

Boy- I Love you. . . Girl- I’m engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend & i also have 2 serious afairs. . . Boy(after long thinking) “DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”

172 chars (2 sms)


How did Bill and Hillary

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

96 chars (1 sms)


aap ki girl friend k saharay

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

150 chars (1 sms)


testing girl

Boy: Hi Girl: Hey how are You? Boy: I am texting the most the beautiful girl in the world. Girl: (emotionally) Awwwwwwwwwwww sooo sweet. Boy: But she is not replying so I am texting U...... =D :)

201 chars (2 sms)


girls are selfish

Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish" ... When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me. I Allowed & Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p

161 chars (2 sms)


ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name? Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

247 chars (2 sms)


bill dadi dain gi

Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi

154 chars (1 sms)


khush naseeb

Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. . . Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi?? . . Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga?? . . . Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...

180 chars (2 sms)


siut acha hai

Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Lipstick b achi hai . Girl: Thanks . . Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai . Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN" . . Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P

192 chars (2 sms)


Ek Sawal

Boy : I Love you..
Pehli Nazar mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love me..?
Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe
Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai
Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup
Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye..
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye..
Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam
Nahi......!!

377 chars (3 sms)


Romantic Conversation

Romantic Conversation: Boy : " call me sweetu "
Girl : " sweetu " Boy : " call me sweet heart "
Girl : " sweet heart " Boy : " call me honey "
Girl : " honey "
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.
.
. Boy : "abey, jahil ki bachi, call
kr na "
Girl : " oh acha "

237 chars (2 sms)


Proposal

A boy proposed a girl, But the girl rejected Boy was not Sad Friends asked him: Why are You not Sad? Boy: I am not sad because I lost one who never loved me but she lost the one who always loved him

198 chars (2 sms)


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