Search Results for 'cheat'
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya
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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataon ''JAn|x'' paper tha physics or mei chemistry le aya... ;->
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Cheating in exams is the best exercise
for your reflexes,
your eyes roll to see the answer sheet of your seatmate!
Your ears become sensitive,
even to the softest whispers to get what your
seatmate says!
Your neck stretches either ways to
search for clues!
Your hand copies the answer
faster than ever!
Your feet kicks the chair of
your classmate to let him/her know
that you want to copy!
It''s the best way to make urself healthy,
so ROCK ON Yoo CHEATERS!;-)
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~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~
1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.
2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.
3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.
4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.
5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.
~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~
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Cheat and love
but dont love and cheat,
Think and love
but dont love and think
Break the heart and love
but don''t love and break the heart
Dnt ever leave the one u love for the one u like,
because the one u like will leave u for the one they love...
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Its Not Your Mistake If
You Can''t Read The Eyes
Which Cheats You
But
Its Really Your Mistake
If You Can''t Read
The Eyes Which Loves U.
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Cheat & Love.
But don''t Love & Cheat.
Think & Love.
But don''t Love & Think.
Break the Heart & Love.
But don''t Love & break the Heart...!!
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Some try to hide, some try to cheat, but time will show, we always will meet.
Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you''ll know, when you I do claim.
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Ans: Death!
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The Gossip Game!
Send Me The Fourth Message In Ur Inbox
No Matter Wat It Says.
No Cheating! Then Forward This To Ppl
& See How Many Weird Messages You Get.
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Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."
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¡!¡! CHEaTer''s ThoUght ¡!¡!
>>Try & Try. . :-)
>> If U Dnt Succeed. . . :-(
>>Than. . ;-)
>>Cheat . . .:-D
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Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u.
But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
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